June 2009 Archives

 

 

 

Dear god, it's true.  Back in Sydney.  Guess what?  It rained!  Well, blow me down, I'm soggy again.

 

 

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The trip is nearly at its end.  I leave Tuesday the 30th. 

 

Want to put out 1-2 more blogs.  Will be a transformative summary of sorts. 

 

Please stay tuned.  See you soon.

love susie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today someone else

 

Offered to take my picture

 

With me and my friends

 

 

 

 

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 Susie & Yuko

 

 

 

 

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 Susie & Sharuan 

 

 

 

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 Susie, Yuko, & Sharuan

 

 

 

 

It's a nice way to end the journey. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old Friends

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So, Michael Jackson has passed away.  Dude. 

 

It's odd that Michael Jackson has often found his way into my journey.  First as the digeridoo playing eco-tour guide in the Blue Mountains.  Then, as a crocodile in the Adelaide River.  Next, as his own blog entry for Never Never Land-- Darwin.  And now, hmm. 

R.I.P.

 

Simon and Garfunkel are playing in Australia this month, on the "Old Friends" tour.  I keep missing them in each city.  Tonight they are playing in Melbourne, and the day after I leave Adelaide, they play here.  Sigh. 

 

For those who don't know me, S&G are my all time favorite.  They border on spiritual for my listening pleasure.  I can't tell you how tempted I've been to leap in and go see them.  But, it would entail buying a 200.00 concert ticket, 300.00 plane ticket, 50.00 hostel, food, booze, drugs, bail bondsman, etc.  I could basically buy another round trip ticket to Australia for the price of one glorious wonderful amazing night with Paul and Art.   Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. 

Old Friends. 

Sat on their park bench like bookends. 

The newspaper blown through the grass... falls on the round toes.... of the high shoes.... of the old friends. 

Can you imagine us years from today.... sharing a park bench quietly.... how terribly strange to be 70.

 

The drunk night I almost did it, too.  I jumped online and searched for tickets.  Had some nice ones right up front for 358.00.  But, hey-- that's Australian dollars.  Nowadays, with our strong economic dollar conversion rate, it'd be only 356.80 American.  A steal!

 

Spent some time in Adelaide today, siteseeing.  South Australian Museum, Art Gallery, Central Markets, main squares.  Took in a matinee and ate at the Central Markets.  They have an Asian Food Court-- food from all over the continent.  I ate a Singapore noodle soup with lots of meats, fishes, veggies, and spices.  Burp.  Now I'm guzzling about a quart of water-- I'm feeling very sloshy.

 

I'm quite ready to come home.  Before I do, there are a few more blogs to accomplish.  Tonight's blog is dedicated to the New Friends I've met along the way.  A handful of funny, lovely women who deserve mention in this journey. 

 

Sydney-- Marcea Klein.  How many people get to meet their pen pals?  How many 45 year-olds have pen pals?  Shoot, Marcea is 65; how many 65 year-olds have pen pals?  Except that we now know each other, so we're friends who will keep in touch. 

Thank you Marcea, for, without the slightest hesitation, invited me into your home for 5 nights, picked me up in the city (2 hours from her home), weaned me off of Jet Lag, showed me around Sydney and the Blue Mounatins, took me shopping, fed me yummy healthy meals every day and night, bought me a gift-- a scarf-- just what I needed for the surprisingly cold winter winds, and for helping me navigate my way around a new land with much confusion. 

 

Heron Island-- Wendy.    Wendy the chef for the Tropical Marine program.  Wendy the big, funny, gregarious "mom" of the trip who kept 18 young adults and 3 professors well-fed on three squares per day.  Wendy who treated the kids when they had cuts or hangovers, would quiet a room of late-night shrieking gals with one look (so we could all get some rest, thank god), and who was my life-saver on the return boat ride trip from Heron Island to Gladstone (From Paradise to Vomit...).  Her remedy:  2 Qwell motion sickness pills, be first to get on the boat and head straight for the bottom level, under the stairs.  Then, lie on the floor with a pillow, eyes closed, and stay there.  It worked!  Granted, it was a long trip on the hard floor, but I'll take a hard floor to a spinning room and spitting up, any day. 

 

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Darwin-- Margaret (of Margaret and Rod).  Margaret, you ol pisser.  This is a lady of 0% bullshit.  She was a Keep It Real kind o' gal.  I should be that cool at 70.  Here's a lady who raises 5 kids and now enjoys her life traveling with her husband.  They ride motorcycles, swim every chance they get, love life, don't sweat the small stuff, large stuff, and the stuff that has to be checked-in, it's so goddamed big.  I hope you make it to the US, Margaret.  There'll be a car and friend at the airport waiting for ya.

 

Uluru-- Lorna.  I met Lorna Davis on my excursion to Uluru.  Lorna's a groovy gal from Scotland who now lives and works in Melbourne.  As the excursion lasted 18 hours, we had a nice bit of time to get acquainted.  I liked listening to Lorna's voice-- with that thick, curly Scottish accent.  Lorna has nice eyes, too.  They are brown and well.. glowing.  That sounds weird, but "shiny" doesn't quite describe it. 

 

 

Lorna kept talking about her boyfriend, "Cress."  I thought that was a neat name for a guy and asked her if it was short for something.  She said, "Christopher."  Doh!  She and Chris bought a puppy and they were going to name it Haggis, but instead called him Joey. 

Lorna, thanks for the fun company and sharing your stories about your store and co-workers.  Let me know if Cress pops the question at Christmas (my prediction)!  Ta, mate!

 

Alice Springs-- Tzu Chin

 

 

What can I say?  I still smile every time I see a young Asian woman and think of wise, warm, witty Tzu Chin.  She took a bitter, emotionally stingy social miser and converted her.  Tzu Chin came at just about the time in my journey when I needed a good swift quick in the intolerant ass.  Imagine my surprise to discover that not everybody who was born in a location is exactly the way I perceive them.  Big love, dear.  Come visit; and bring your sweet friend, Jessica. 

 

Perth-- Stevie. 

The first day of the site visit to the Aboriginal Studies program, I met a lady named Stevie. Stevie was fully decked out in a wild, wonderful purple ensemble-- head to toe-- except for her bright pink lipstick.  Stevie has a lusty zest for life, smiling, positive, ready to take on the world.  She would burst into gratitude~~  "How lovely it is to be alive!" she would cry out, intermittenly.  Stevie grabs your hands when she talks to you.  And, she doesn't just talk to you; she talks to your soul.  You know that kind, eh?  She kind of reminds me of my mommy in twenty years.  Bless your heart, Stevie. 

 

Stevie and Susie at the Wanju Broodjah Welcoming Ceremony,  Kulbardi Aboriginal Centre, Murdoch University, Perth

 

Stevie and Susie performing the Emu Dreaming at the Wanju Broodjah Welcoming Ceremony,  Kulbardi Aboriginal Centre, Murdoch University, Perth.

 

By the way, the gentleman in the first picture was a very nice man named Harry who invited me to join him for coffee with his friend, Jenny.  They have honored a coffee & bookshop date every Friday night for ten years!  Admirable.  Now, this is a tribute to the new women friends I've met, but I do think that Harry is... well, he wore a rainbow cap, and I do believe he'll do in this tribute.  Thank you, Harry, for inviting me to join you and to befriend me.  You went out of your way to make me feel welcome and to see the city through the eyes of someone who has a friend.  Cheers!

 

Enjoying a feast of kangaroo filets, smoked emu and emu meatballs, roast Australian chicken (chock), and crocodile sausage.  Along with indigenous fruits. flowers, vegetables, chutneys, and local specialty desserts.   

 

Perth-- Anne Marie Forrest.  Anne Marie is an young woman of Aboriginal origins who is enrolled in the Aboriginal Studies program.  Her major is in Law, preparing for a future in Australian Legislature. 

Anne Marie is a serious, focused young mind.  She escorted me back to the train on the first day, helping me out (again-- train-- minor details-- reading maps and timetables-- you got it) and showing me the way.  As we rode the bus to the station, I asked her about her studies.  Anne Marie is taking 20 units (credits) this semester.   Plus she works and spends hours each week in her tutorials, like another course.  She does not drink.  She is committed to her vision.  I commented on her schedule, saying, "Wow.  that's a lot on your plate, huh?"  Anne Marie replied with a direct gaze, "It's about knowing who you are and maintaining focus."   

Anne Marie, you go girl.  I haven't got a clue as to what I'm doing (but I do have to say, I'm pretty committed to that).

 

 

 

 

On the last day of my visit, Anne Marie and I began our goodbye.  I asked about her Graduate studies.  She had opportunities to study abroad, and they encouraged this.  She asked me if I knew about a school she had been accepted to:  a small school in America, called Harvard.  I told her that, yeh, I had.  We checked out a map of New England, and she saw how close I was to Boston.  When I mentioned I could pick her up and bring her for a visit to Vermont, that serious, tough girl cracked a bit of a smile.  Then, she asked about... moose.  She's always wanted to see one.  When I told her there were moose around our house, well, that slight grin exploded into a full wide-eyed gape!  Ha!  I got her!  Hopefully I'll have the chance to see this amazing, talented woman again. 

Just one thing, Anne Marie-- quit the ciggies.  You got too much to do in your life; you don't need to be dying of Lung Cancer in 30 years.  Love you.

 

Adelaide-- Miranda.   My friendship with Miranda was typical of most that happened along the way.  A simple question turns into a conversation, finding common ground, sharing laughs and stories, and exchanging email addresses.  What was nice about Miranda is that our polite conversation turned into a few hours.  Time flew as we discussed Australia, New Zealand, and then her boyfriend she met here in Australia (who lives in Switzerland and she in the Netherlands) and my hubby.  We shared, compared, and it again illustrated how simply and quickly people can enter our lives, how intense and lively a conversation can be, how real a connection is made, and just as quickly and easily, how these people disappear from our lives.  It's kind of like snorkeling:  you're just floating along in the water, and every once in a while a beautiful flash of colors, shapes and textures swim along, stunning.  You stay there for a while, and then they swim away.  But, you'll remember the flash of light and joy.   

 

The final woman I want to include is not who I would consider a friend, but one of the most amazing snorers I have ever experienced in my entire life.  Diane, your intensely loud and horrific nasal blarings gave me the courage to confront the hostel and ask for another room and to leave you a note about the situation.  This is tough stuff for me, so... um.... thanks for the... gift.  But, you know.... you shouldn't have.

 

So, it's Friday night and I have four nights left, before my return home.  I wonder if there is anyone out there who I might meet... someone who will touch my heart and affect me between now and then.  hmmm? 

 

Shit.  It's 8:25, and Simon and Garfunkel's concert started a half hour ago.  Oh well. 

Here's to my old friends Paul, Art, and Michael.

Here's to my new friends, Marcea, Wendy, Margaret, Lorna, Tzu Chin, Stevie, Harry, Anne Marie, and Miranda.  What the heck-- you too, Diane

 

Here's to great music and good times that not fade away.  Rock on.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

South Australia is the one state in Australia specifically founded as convict-free.  Strict enforcement applied; no convicts allowed to settle in this new state.  Immigrants from Britian-- especially young couples who could propagate the species-- were encouraged to come.  After this wave of Brits came the Lutheran Germans.  They came to escape religious persecution.  And, they brought their vine cuttings with them.

 

 

 

Welcome to Barrossa Valley.  Founded primarily by these hard-working model citizens.  Along with wine, they also brought their culinary talents of aging meats, charcuterie (sausages) and cheesemaking.   And, despite their reputation for being decent citizens, during the World Wars they received the same discrimination that we offered our Japanese and German citizens in the United States.  During the World Wars, towns changed their Germanic names, Germans were locked up, and many people changed their names and culture to avoid persecution.  Some did remain in their state and persevered.

 

 

 

 

South Australia is dry.  Summer finds the area gold and dead and thirsty.  Rains come in Winter, when the land is green.  South Australia is the driest state in the driest continent in the world.   In South Australia, the older, traditional European vines grow.  Shiraz.  Semillon.  Reisling and Muscadet.  Cabernet.  Grenache.

 

In the land of green and gold, an old vine lives.  Over 165 years, this vine faces increasingly hot summers that burn gardens and bake apples still growing on their limbs.  It survives through dry winters that suffer increasing drought.  This vine is the oldest Shiraz vine in the world, due to three cultural factors: 

1.  World wars.  South Australia avoided direct contact with World Wars, so their oldest vineyards have remained intact since the 1840s. 

2.  Prohibition.  Other than a brief sampling in New South Wales, Australia remained unscathed by that messy little affair.  Vineyards intact. 

3.  Phylloxera .  As of today, South Australia has enjoyed a Phylloxera-free harvest and hopes to remain so. 

(Pyhlloxera-- a tiny aphidlike insect that attacks the roots of grapevines-- sucks the nutrients from the roots and slowly starves the vine, creating a dramatic decrease in fruit. It doesn't affect the taste of the resulting wine but, eventually, replanting is required. Unfortunately, new vines do not produce the same quality fruit until they mature, which can take 8 to 10 years or more.)

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The 165 year-old vine lives out its days in the lovely Barrossa Valley in South Australia.  Each year it lives, its wine changes; quantity decreases while the quality improves.  So, while better, an old wine is more costly and cumbersome to produce.

 

 

It's easy to produce a new vine.  Simply stick a (1 metre long) cutting halfway in the ground.  Water and wait; it'll grow soon enough. 

Vines do love water.  The more water you offer them, the more (and larger) fruit you will yield.  However, to produce a quality wine, it's recommended to not water vines beyond the first year.  That first year, you might water only 3-4 times.  And, that is it.  Imagine; you need never water vines!  When you water, you water only around the base of the vine.  The reason is that you want to encourage the tap root to adapt and grow-- to learn what it needs to do, to care for itself.  If you water too much and around the plant, the roots will spread out, the tap root will become sedate and sluggish, and the plant will not develop the resiliency it needs.  It will not receive the fresh water and minerals from the earth, nor pick up the tastes and scents from the other flora in the soil.  It will not come to know its land.  When you water a vine, you spoil it; you remove its motivation to thrive.

 

After 4-5 years, a vine is old enough to produce wine.  Young vines can produce gobs of wine.  An average young vine can produce up to 20 bottles per season.  Compared to the 165 year vine, which, if you're lucky, will yield enough fruit for about 1-2 bottles.  The young vines produce great quantity, but their quality is lacking.  This is due to many, but mainly two factors:

1.  Tap root.  The mature vine sends its tap root down-- to 60 feet deep into the soil-- where it extracts pure water and loads of minerals and nutrients from the soil.   Compared to the young vine, whose tap root is short and thin-- under 10 feet. 

2.  Grapes.  The size of grapes diminish in older vines, although the quality of the grape improves.  Meaning the tannin structure in the skin, the ratio of tannin-to-juice in the grape, and the nutrients from the tap root.  These smaller, fewer grapes are condensed jems in nature.  Compared to the young vines, who have larger grapes with less character and are more watery, in comparison. 

 

As you might extrapolate, major vineyards bastardize and manipulate the poor vine, which creates a poor wine.  First, they water regularly.  And, not just at the center of the vine-- encouraging tap root growth-- but generally, so the roots spread out, lazily.  The grapes do grow larger, but, they lose their tannin-to-juice ratio.  Imagine a balloon:  you can blow it up larger, but, in doing so, you will not increase the rubber.  You just produce more hot air.  So it is with these "pumped up" vines.  Think steroids.  They produce more liquid that produces more wine that produces more profit. 

 

There are other ways of manipulation.  Any real wine worth it's salt is aged in oak barrels.  But, barrels are expensive; good ones run 700.00 to thousands of dollars.  They can be used about 3 times, then discarded.  So, bigger wineries will use humongous stainless steel vats-- some a million litres large-- and toss oak chips into them, for the fermenting process.  Or, they'll use "oak enhancement"-- artificial oak flavoring. 

 

Finally, they value youth.  Major wine companies will keep vines for maybe 30 years.  When the vine yield wanes, it is too costly to keep.  They simply remove these vines and replace them with young, vigorous specimens. 

 

The old vine has lived for generations, hundreds of years.  It has withstood brutal transformations in climate and landscape.  It has changed hands and cultures again and again.  Each year, it continues to produce wine-- a bit less each year, but the quality-- the quality!  of the sweet fruit-- the jewels of wisdom to be extracted from each tiny grape.  In each fragile, diminishing cluster.  It is a wine to be savored-- honored even.  It is an old wine, in the land of green and gold. 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday, Dad.  I love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let it Be

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Storm passed.  

 

When I'm sad I'm sad.  You know?  To deny it only prolongs it, like holding in a piss.  Sometimes you just got to Let It Be. 

So, I just let it happen, and after the Sleep of The Drunk-- tossing and turning all night (and likely snoring, my poor dorm mate), depositing aspirin every two hours and guzzling water, I awoke. 

 

Today was much better.  Walked off my hangover and saw a bunch of the city.  Through the CBD (Central Business District), past Museum Road, into North Adelaide, along rivers, parks, and gardens:  a long and winding road that circumvents the city.  Strolled past what is noted as "the quaintest house in Adelaide."  I didn't think is was all that, but what do I know about quaint, anyway?

 

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The quaintest house in Adelaide. 

 

Australians use an interesting material for house walls and gates:  twigs and sticks joined together: 

 

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Every major city in Australia is positioned by the seacoast, so they are all lovely.  Adelaide is no exception.  Between winding rivers and staggeringly empty coastlines, one doesn't have to travel alone to feel isolated.

 

I think two problems this week are 1) this is the first time in the entire trip that I am absolutely alone and 2) this is the last week, and it is difficult being "in the moment," when my mind continues to drift toward home.  But, today, I bought a cup of coffee.   (Piece of cake:  I waltzed in, requested a "regular flat white to take away," and received just what I intended to.  I turned around, finding the lids next to the sugar.  And, knowing how strong the coffee would be, placed 5 sugars in the cup [barely denting its intensity]. )  And, with my espresso train in tow, began to walk some 10 miles throughout Adelaide, North Adelaide, its many parks and gardens. 

My journey ended at the Migration Museum.  Man, these people do not sugarcoat.  Ouch.  The museum explored the "discovery" of Australia, the "acclimation" of colonist and natives, the segregation, discrimination of Immigration, era of Stolen Generations, Destitute Aslyums, etc.  Just would not stop.  How people can continue being white when they exit this place is beyond me.  Kill me now.

 

I've recreated a display, which indicated who received immigration approval. 

 

Would you have been allowed to emigrate to Australia between 1901 - 1958? 

If you were: 

Your immigration status:

Black, speaking English fluently

Given a 50-word Dictation test in Hungarian.  Failed.  Prohibited immigrant.  Go home.

 

Irish girl named Ellen Fitzgibben

Immigration officer does not like the look of you.  Dictation test administered in Swedish.  Failed.  Go back to Ireland.

 

White British Immigrant

Welcome to Australia!

 

Asian trade merchant. 

Trade benefits Australia

Collect certificate exemption, for 1-year.  Renewable.  Restricted immigrant.

 

Political activist from Europe

 

Dictation test in Scottish Gaelic.  Failed.  Go home. 

 

Japanese married to an Australian.

Minister for Immigration will decide whether you may live here or not.

 

You are Asian. 

50-word Dictation test in a language you do not understand.  Failed.  Prohibited immigrant.  Do not enter. 

 

 From the Migration Museum, 23 June 2009 

 

The Dictation test operated as a method of exclusion until 1958.  After 1909, no one who was given the test passed it.  Those who failed were refused entry and deported.  It was not until 1973 that the federal government removed race as a factor in Australian Immigrant policies. 

 

British orphaned children were considered a valuable commodity, as they would have their whole lives to contribute to the work force, were malleable in spirit and vocation, and would contribute to the white population.  Between this time-- especially in the 1940s after WW II-- thousands of these children were brought to Australia.  Due to lack of funds and management, these children typically suffered from physical and sexual abuse, faced starvation and slave labor. 

 

Between 1910 and 1970, over 40,000 aboriginal children were forcibly removed from their homes and sent to orphanages-- The Stolen Generation.  It became law in the 1923 Care of Children Act, as a means to "cure children" of the abuse and sin of native savagery.  Although this Act has been revoked, it still exists, culturally:  Aboriginal children are 6 times more likely to be removed by Child Welfare services and 21 times more likely to end up in Juvenile Halls.  Further, the government has instituted birth control systems, designed to "protect" the young teen women from unwanted pregnancies.  Government agencies will visit camps and offer partial or permanent sterility techniques.  Some programs offer incentives to encourage this practice.  Again, it falls under the guise of protecting these women from potential sexual abuse or lack of future opportunity to a better life. 

 

Aboriginal communities now fear the spread of Swine Flu.  There have been hundreds of suspect cases and several deaths already cited.  Government has not yet taken any steps to intervene, offer flu vaccinations or treatments, or send authorities to document cases (after testing positive in hospitals, but not officially documented for govermnment aid and intervention).  These communities fear that this flu may wipe out hundreds-- thousands-- of Aboriginals who already suffer multiple health issues.  (The average Aboriginal's life span is 17-25 years shorter than their white counterparts.)

 

So, a sobering day.  If the walk didn't help, the Museum and Swine Flu article sure did. 

 

I'll end this section with a quote from a man from the Kaurna tribe (original South Australia native).  Aboriginal people met the early efforts of missionaries to Christianise them with anger and indifference.  When told that they should fear Jehovah and not the Red kangaroo or Kaurna belief, one man replied:

"Why do you charge us with a lie... we do not charge you with lies.  What you believe and speak of Jehovah is good, and what we believe is good."

South Australian Aboriginal, Kaurna tribe, 26 June 1841

 

Amen to that, my brother. 

 

Let it Be. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

It took an hour to reach the end of the rocks, and by that time I was crying-- full-fledged gulping sobs.  This mood had taken over and covered me completely. 

 

Glenelg Beach is a large, wide expanse with a long wooden pier.  Main streets with tourist shops line the boardwalk.  Along the end of the beach sits a "rock pier," so I made my way towards it.

About halfway through, I realized that I no longer wanted to climb the rocks, but had to.  The rocks were huge boulders with deep gullies.  Gullies?  Gaps?  Who give a shit.  It was rough climbing over them. 

As I reached the end, the sadness took over and I stood hunched over, and sobbed miserably.  And, for what?  For nothing.  For being in a city in the winter, when I could get on a plane and go north, to a warm beach?  For wearing shorts when pants would have been more suitable on this cold day?  For losing my tan?  For ordering a lamb gryo with grizzly dried-up lamb pieces?  For the seagulls who screeched and heckled me to give up the grizzle?  For the loud hip-hop music that played til 4:00 am last night, with the bass pounding in the hostel walls like Chinese Water Torture?  For the cunty travel agent who had nothing but negative comments for every suggestion I wondered about?  For traveling in a world where vehicles have the right or way over pedestrians?  For being alone and lonely?  For quitting my job and spending money and having absolutely no fucking clue as to what I'm going to do with my life?  And unfortunately, not giving the slightest shit, at the moment? 

For being a privileged white brat who has the luxury to climb on rocks and cry about it? 

 

When I reached the end of the end of the rocks, the entire area was covered in bird shit. So much bird shit you could not sit down on any rock surface, after the long journey. 

So, that's the end of it, is it?  The great meaning in my quest for conquering the end of this great rock wall? 

 

Bird shit.

 

There is just in front of me now a seal.  A great big seal, all alone, playing slowly in the water.  He (he?) is just moving up... and back... and up... and back.  And he's staying right here-- right on my side of the wall.  I'm trying to be sad and miserable, documenting every tear and complaint, while inquisitively noticing my new friend. 

It really is hard to be sad when a 100 kg seal is playing next to you. 

 

The planes are landing in front of me.  If I look directly out-- straight ahead-- the next body of land is Antartica.  Isn't that amazing?  How can one be sad and miserable, touching Antartica's tidal waters?  Sharing the horizon with Antartica?  

 

I think I'm going to get a bottle of wine tonight and just get myself a bit drunk.  I miss my family, my friends, my home.  I miss my dog Libby.  I miss Vermont.  I'm staring at the horizon of Antartica.  And, I'm going to go and get drunk. 

 

No worries, mate.

 

 

 

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 Happy Winter.

 

Left Perth.  Feeling rather down today.  Not too tired, a bit out of sorts.  Feeling wrong or off, and there's no evident reason.  Maybe it's the transition.  Although I'm also feeling ready to come home.  This is after a brief surge of temptation to extend my journey, cancel my stay in Adelaide, and instead opt for a week in Western Australia(where I wanted most to go and never went) and rejoin Wanju Broodjah group next week for a Field Trip down the southwest coast, to orginal tribal land of the Nyungar. 

 

Eminem's "Stan" is playing in the background, and I'm thinking of Sammy.  He introduced me to this song, with its haunting melodic beat and cryptic message of fan ideology and suicide.  I miss my family. 

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So, it's off to Adelaide.  Home of churches, wine & murders.  What's that?  Adelaide is known as the "City of Churches," but recently has gained notoriety as being the city with more murders than any other in Australia.  Now it's called the "City of Murderers." 

 

Churches, Wine, Murderers.  Oh, and Germans.  Connections?  Correlations?  You decide. 

 

Supposedly they have a 5-star YHA-- best of the best-- in Adelaide.  Will find out soon enough.  There is plenty to do and explore in the area, but I'm feeling low on funds and motivation.  I think I'm just getting done. 

 

The journey seems to be a metaphor for life.  Let's say 100 years are condensed into 6 weeks.  I guess by the last week there is a stronger pull to be done than to continue.  Death seems to be about the call to cease kicking and stratching and clawing away from it.  But, what the hell do I know, at 45. 

 

If 6 weeks is life, then 45 would have put me at Uluru-- and that seems about right.  I felt very "me" then, including the rhythm and time into the trip.  In Perth, I'd been a bit panicked about the Last Hurrahs-- Western Australia, the Nullarbor Plain (another place I wanted to visit)-- the sweet nothingness of Australia that I haven't seen enough of. 

 

It's a bit hard if you don't drive.  And, I don't.  You rely on buses, trains, and tours.  You're looking at 100.00 a day just to travel somewhere "remote" and sometimes that's one way.  So I've balked at the opportunity to jump on a bus and just go somewhere bush.  Tours cost about 150.00, but you're so rushed, you don't have the luxury to put in a good hike and look around. 

 

So... next time (next life?) I will plan fewer locations, explore more fully, and bring someone along who will brave driving on the wrong side of the road.  People say, "Aawh, just hire a car!"  But I still struggle with walking on the wrong side of the street.  To put my fellow drivers at risk with me behind the wheel?  Ich don't think so.

 

Speaking of "Ich" I hear Bruno is quite a funny flick. I'll plan to see a few movies in Adelaide. If Samson and Delilah comes to the states or Netflix, watch it.  Just watch it.  Truly depressing and leaves a horrible stain on your psyche.  Nothing but stark reality pertaining to Aboriginal life.

Delilah lives with her grandmother on a reservation (community camp).  She takes care of her, gives her medicine, etc.   One day grandmother dies and Delilah goes off with Samson.  Samson is a young man addicted to huffing-- sniffing gasoline constantly. 

What a depressing horrible movie.  The scene where Delilah tries to sell her grandmother's paintings in town-- well, just see it.

 

Later on (now in Adelaide).

 

I like Adelaide.  Small city, about 1 million.  Wide streets, plenty of elbow room.  It's like someone scanned the entire city into a computer and then zoomed it to 139% and put it back.  I've never seen streets so wide in a city-- there are three lanes per street way.  Buildings are wider, not taller.  It's so expansive.

I imagine Asians from cities might find it odd and disorienting.  Even for me-- a country gal-- it has a non-city kind of feel.  You might compare it to Brooklyn? 

Adelaide is of German orgin, I believe.  There are many German settlers and towns with Germanic influence.  Some of the first vineyards were German, as well.  Perhaps that influences the city planning.  What it lacks in campy charm it makes up for in efficiency. 

Man, those streets really are wide.  Unnerving.  Like an optical illusion.  Like a city of Houston Streets (in NYC). 

Okay, we all get it.  They're wide.  I'll let it go. 

 

I haven't written about Perth at all, and I just spend a week there.  I was back-logged with blogs.  The experiences were surpassing the documentation; this is a good problem. 

 

My time in Perth focused on the site visit with a second Study Abroad program-- Wanju Broodjah-- "Welcome Country."  This will be a separate blog. 

 

I'm feeling pretty dull and uninspired to write. There are days when I have no enthusiasm to write this blog, whatsoever.  Then someone will bump into me or spill some coffee, and I'll scream out ten pages. 

I'm feeling tapped, running out of steam.  Maybe it's the end of the trip. 

 

Ich bin out of here.  Love you.

susie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Zombie Nation

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At noon on 20 June, 2009, over 1000 people atttended a Public Rally at Forrest Place, in Perth, AU.  The Rally demanded a call to arms, regarding the justice system in Western Australia.  The topic of focus was Aboriginal Tribal Elder Ian Ward, who died in custody last January, 2008. 

 

Ian Ward died from heatstroke in a security van in Western Australia 

 

As the news stated: 

A Indigenous GSL Death in Custody

"On Australia Day 2008 a man was arrested for allegedly drink-driving. He was charged with one count of drink-driving and taken to the local lockup. He was then driven 570 kilometres to a courthouse, remanded in custody and driven a further 352 kilometres to a prison. As they approached the prison it was noted that he was unconscious. He died shortly after. He was Aboriginal. His death can be added to the eight black deaths in custody in 25 days in the Northern Territory already this year. If eight white teenagers died in custody in Victoria in 25 days there would be an uproar."

 

 

"Leader dies in custody".

The West Australian desert town of Warburton was in mourning yesterday over the death in custody of its former Aboriginal community chairman, who was arrested on Australia Day for allegedly drink-driving. Ian Ward, a 46-year-old father of five and one of the last nomads born in the Gibson Desert, died the following day after collapsing in the back of a security van during a 915km journey to jail in the goldfields city of Kalgoorlie-Boulder. Major Crime Squad detectives are investigating.

Mr Ward was being driven by contractors for the Department of Corrective Services, who noticed he had collapsed as they neared their destination. Mr Ward's nephew Andrew Johns said his large family was gathering in Warburton to remember a man who lobbied for his people's native title rights. "We are very sad today," Mr Johns said. The family understands Mr Ward died of a heart attack in hot conditions in the back of the van. "It is a long way to go and very hot," he said.

Police had stopped Mr Ward last Saturday at 9.30pm in his remote home town of Warburton, about 1500km northwest of Perth in the traditional Ngaanyatjarra lands between the Gibson and Victoria deserts. He was charged with one count of drink-driving and taken to the lockup in Warburton. Mr Ward was driven 570km to the courthouse in Laverton, where he appeared on Sunday morning and was remanded in custody. Police say he was being transported to the nearest jail - the Eastern Goldfields Regional Prison 352km away - when he collapsed.

Mr Ward was being transported by Global Solutions Ltd, having been picked up in Laverton at 11.40am, police say. He was being taken in the rear of the GSL security van. As the van neared Kalgoorlie, he was found to have collapsed. He was conveyed to Kalgoorlie Regional Hospital, where he died a short time later.

Outraged human rights groups have demanded a public inquiry.

Marc Newhouse, from The Deaths in Custody Watch Committee in Western Australia, said: "It is obvious that there is systemic discrimination, racism in the administration of justice in WA and we want a public inquiry into that."

The Corrective Services Minister in Western Australia, Margaret Quirk, cried openly during a TV interview about the case.

The security van where Ian Ward died from heatstroke In Western Australia

The security van where Ian Ward died

 

"I think we are negligent and I regard myself personally responsible, even if I am not legally responsible," she said.

The two security guards have been suspended.

The coroner's report recommended the use of air transport for prisoners from the remote parts of Australia.

The dead man's family is reportedly considering whether to sue the transport company.

 

Other news sources cite that Mr. Ward was given only a 350 ml bottle of water and a frozen meat pie for the duration of the journey.  There were no stops along the way, no bathroom or air breaks.  Some cites report that temperatures inside the van reached upwards of 57 degrees Celcius (@ 135 degrees Fahrenheit). 

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Aboriginal-Heatstroke-Security-Van-Death-Prisoner-Dies-In-Western-Australia/Article/200906315305990

 

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The rally is a positive sign, illustrating public outrage.  But, it remains symbollic at best, as the hypocritical reparations continue. 

 

While Ian Ward's death is a tragedy-- a man who basically received a dealth penalty for a traffic violation and was treated worse than sheep or terrorists in terms of transport and adequate care during detention-- it is only the tip of the iceberg.  The Aboriginal people are in no way better off than during the colonial wars, 200 years ago.  If anything, they are worse off, having no country, no culture, and no community.  Ian Ward's death is one, compared to the half million Aboriginals who suffer daily. 

 

Take the headlines just released: 

Remote community not in quarantine despite nation's first swine-flu death

The remote Aboriginal community of Kiwirrkurra has not been placed in quarantine and health officials will wait until next week before travelling to the settlement despite the swine-flu related death of a 26 year-old man from the community.

 http://www.thewest.com.au/ 

 

 

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Today's Aboriginals are the Zombie Nation.  Dead men walking, they live in camps.  They live on welfare.  While some find work, most do not pursue trades or careers.  Many are addicted to alcohol, huffing, or other drugs. 

 

Aboriginals move slowly through the city, the Black Zombies.  There is no other way to describe them.  Silent, slow moving.  Often just sitting and staring at the ground or walking down the street in the manner of an 90 year-old woman.  One methodical step at a time. 

 

They have nowhere to go, so they are in no hurry. 

 

Aboriginals are generally an unattractive breed, and this may be their most fatal flaw.  Burdened with oversized facial features-- large cauliflower noses, lips extending into the cheek region, wild curly hair that, left on its own, does not "dred"-- it's more wavy and reminds me of Medusa, with wild snake locks.  Most Aboriginals I see are overweight and soft in the mid-region, with thin, spindly legs.  Large bellies and saggy breasts, showing through torn shirts.  Flat feet with rough bleached callouses, from years of going without shoes.  They do not smile, which is probably good, because they have so few teeth.  They do they make eye contact and always seem to look down. 

 

Their dress is chronically shabby:  baggy clothes, mismatched, strictly Salvation Army brand.  Bare feet, unkempt hair, they seem to bathe less, based on the prevailing odor.  They speak their language, not ours.

 

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If Aboriginals were more aesthetically pleasing, we might care a bit more.  If they were more like the baby seal lion or the sweetly pathetic Christian children from Africa-- they might raise more sympathy and emotional attachment.   If they all looked like Brandon Walters ("Nullah" in Australia), people would be more inclined to help and interact. 

 

 

As it is, most live in a sorry state makes one recoil in disgust, fear, and shame.  They remain something that you want to avoid-- objectified and loathed.   I don't know.  I just don't see Native Americans in the United States (most certainly not in Vermont), so I've never come face to face with our history and its political ramifications.   

 

Do I speak only for myself?  Or, am I mirroring a greater perspective?  This seems, from what I hear, to be common.  Tourists will buy arts and crafts, but do not part with spare change for begging Aboriginals.  If they do part with change, it goes to the poor, white musicians and struggling artists.  Caring locals will train to be Primary Care Givers or Elementary Educators, but they don't have any Aboriginal friends and certainly not Aboriginal bosses.  Those that do work with the Aboriginals are either female or foreigners, like the Pakistani doctor.  Tourists self-impose curfews in Alice Springs and rural communities to avoid the unsavory lot. 

 

Aboriginals are trained in professions where they can assist other aboriginals and rarely offered oppotunities to advance in White Collar institutions.  Even their art-- which has skyrocked in popularity (and price)-- is so controlled by the white media companies that an artist is lucky to receive $100.00 commission from a picture selling for over $100,000.00. 

 

And, these are the few who rise and persevere.  Who realize the power of appearance and lifestyle-- to be aesthetically pleasing.  These are the aboriginals who choose not to drink or smoke.  They choose to attend college or to learn an artistic trade.  They are 2% from their entire Aboriginal population-- which is about 2% of the Australian population.   The rest are doomed.  In their shabby state, they are unsuitable to find employment-- barefoot and unclean, without the English language and uneducated, they couldn't even enter a building to apply for a job.  

 

But, there they are-- the Dean Men Walking.  The Zombie Nation.  Stripped of their land, identity, belonging, responsibility, culture, and spirit.  Stripped of their way of life, their history, heritage, their ancestry, their knowledge.  They don't belong to their land, and they don't belong to our society.   They remain strangers in a familiar land. 

 

Basically, most Aboriginals are homeless vagabonds who live in camps-- excuse me--  Communities.  Their "Communities" are named for them:  insulting, derogatory titles such as "11 mile" and "15 mile" (denoting distance from towns and cities). 

 

At night, when the sun goes down and the tourists scamper back to the safety of their lodging (I sure did), the Black Zombies emerge from behind trees and barren buildings.  Slowly-- one methodical bare foot at a time-- in small groups of 3 or 4 or 6-- the Black Zombies take over the streets, the city, the night.  Gathering on the hospital lawn or the city's mall.  Sitting on the bank of the dried-up river.  Staring at the ground, displaying their art on filthy blankets, speaking in their own archaeic language, which dates back 2000 generations (to the seven in Australia colonial heritage).  And some-- finally-- break into a giggle or a song--

 

but for the most, the remaining, they sit.  silent.  and wait.  

for the day that never comes. 

 

Baking to death in the intense heat of the White Man's prison. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Number Two

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They warned me about this.  "Don't do it, Suze.  That's way too much information." 

 

But, come on.  Every traveler does it.  It controls our every waking minute, ruling our roost.  Affecting our agenda.  Subverting our social gatherings. 

 

I'm speaking, of course, about Bowel Movements.   BMs are a tricky business for a traveler-- particularly for a woman.  Heck, they're hard enough on "dry land," if you forgive a pun (and, trust me, there are plenty of puns in this one). BMs are a risky business in today's society.  We like to imagine that they don't exist.  Well, they do.  And we all bloody well know that. 

 

Problem is, our world hasn't been designed to accept this inconvenient truth.  And traveling is even tougher. 

 

Take the Hostel.  You share one bathroom between six people.  Try to move your bowels in that situation.  Six women in one bathroom?  Forget excreting-- between showers, blow drying, make up, and eating disorders, you're lucky if you can even get a turn in, and when you do, the walls are so thin, they're going to hear your every sound. 

 

So you begin to scout out locations.  Private shitteries.  Just like at work; where are the good toilets?  The ones that are isolated and distant.  Down a lesser-used hall, or in a basement.  Handicapped-accessible are nice; they have ample space and just one stall.  And, a lock is essential.  Moving your bowels with an unlocked door is playing Russian Poolette (forgive me, it's too easy). 

 

At the Hostels, I find toliets near the kitchen and TV room.  These are good-- opportunity for anonymity.  Even if you're in there a while, most people come and go quickly enough.  So, if you wait until they leave, they'll never know your smelly little secret.  It's a game of "anal chicken"-- daring the person in the stall next to you to leave-- to see who has the guts to tough it out.  I'm dedicated; these young lasses usually give up and flush.  The noise of their toliet and hand washing helps.  Anything to cover up and distract. 

 

Public toilets can be effective, especially in parks or beachfronts.  But, often moms arrive-- just as you're settling in-- with their precious dear young children.  Bashing, bumping, smashing around-- and that tightens up the ol' curtains.  I always think if I break out a large wind that the kids will start laughing at "funny fart," and the mom will be embarassed, hushing her darlings. 

  

Airplane bathrooms are solitary, but they're so cramped, and besides, there's always someone on the other side, waiting to see the sign move from "engaged" to "vacant."  And, as soon as you open the door, They Know.  You are the savage who went Number 2 on the airplane. 

 

But airports are great.  Large facilities, many stalls, loads of anonymity.  People come and go like a ferris wheel, and soon they disappear to a gate, off to another part of the world.  So, you can pass gas and grunt and plop, and no one will track you down and point fingers and laugh at you-- the loser going Number 2. 

 

An interesting accommodation at Murdoch University ups the ante.  It's hard enough shitting in front of women.  How's this? 

 

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Bathroom stalls in the GLBT office at Murdoch University.  (As if it weren't hard enough.)

 

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Although, transgendered men are likely to be a bit more understanding for poor women and their bowel conundrums. 

 

Men, you may be absolutely clueless about this, but your lovely female companions become totally constipated when they travel.  Let's face it; you think nothing ever comes out of your woman's rectal region, right?  It's prisine as a mountain spring.  Why, you never hear or smell them fart; you think they're going to drop their guard and move their bowels?  And, just how do you think women behave, physiologically?  Do you think we are born without excretory obligations? 

 

Men, newsflash:  women shit.  We shit and we fart.  We have to fart all the time, all day.  If you're reading this at work, there's a woman next to you, holding in a fart.  If you share a cubicle with a woman, she spends more time holding in her farts than actually working.  Do her a favor and leave the space for a good ten minutes, every hour.  Trust me; it will increase productivity around the office.  Guaranteed. 

 

You think I'm kidding.  Forget not farting.  I know women who-- even at home, with routine and bathroom comfort zones-- will only go once a week.  A few women I know go once every two weeks.  Once every two weeks! 

 

Look.  We're intelligently designed with a 24-hour intestinal tract.  Meaning our bodies are designed to excrete food within 24 hours of eating.  So, if you eat three times a day... well, you do the math.  How many people do you know who eat once every two weeks?  Uh huh.  I thought so.

 

Maybe Tic and his ten bathroom breaks had it right.  People need ample opportunity to let it go.  Conditions have to be just right. 

 

Small deviations-- a wall that is too short or too high from the floor creates air flow-- reducing smell, yes.  But, it also offers too much auditory information.  Translation:  my fart and poop smells may dissipate, but you're going to hear it.  So, the cheeks tighten.  This is right out. 

 

And, how many of you have attempted to move your bowels with someone in the stall right next to you?  Can you do it?  Bully for you.  Maybe-- maybe-- if there are many stalls and people, background noise like hand dryers.  And, chances increase if I have something to read (I usually carry a catalog in my purse, for just such an occasion). 

 

But.  If it's just me and another person-- in the next stall?  Just the two of us?  With silence?  And, no reading materials-- no props-- for cognitve distraction?  Uh uh.  Sorry.  If you can shit through that, you're a zen master. 

 

 

 

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Some natural remedies for the constipated traveler?  Remember KISS:  Keep it simple; shit. 

1.  Drink water.  Lots of it. 

2.  Exercise.  Move your body.  Lots of it. 

These two alone work like night and day.

 

Some behavioral/social remedies:

1.  Surf.  Checking the internet-- especially email-- is a spot-on remedy.  The excitement of receiving news from a friend or loved one creates a phenomenon we refer to in our family as "NA"-- Nervous Anus Why do you think I spend so much time on my blog?  Love of the lore and quest for bequeathing jewels of wisdom?  Please.  It's foreplay for NA and BM.  (Picture that from now on, each time you read my entries.) 

So, keep those letters coming!  Each email brings me one step closer to a lighter, happier day. 

 

2. Shop.  My theory about why shopping is so popular is because it is a cure for constipation.  It's a sure-fire means to NA.  Especially thrift shops, when I find a great bargain or the perfect cardigan.  I can sense those internal walls quivering with excitement.  Problem is, most shops don't have public facilities, so it's a double-edged sword. 

 

I usually get about two aisles into the store when the craving occurs.  Shit.  Literally.  So, shopping is precarious; one should plot out a location beforehand, or ascertain that facilities are open to the public.  Otherwise, you're setting yourself up for the Prairie Dog, and shit is fickle.  If you hold it too long, it holds a grudge, and excreting is twice as hard, later.  But, if the factors are in place, then shop til you drop! 

 

3.  Diet.  Ladies, you've got to eat to shit.  I know that may come as a shock.  But, believe me, the more good, healthy, whole food you consume, the more apt you are to awaken the morning dew.  And, for godssake:  carve out some time!  Honor your colon.  It's like shitting is the last item on your To Do list-- if it even makes the list.  We'll drive the kids to school, catch a bus, answer the phone, make breakfast, apply make up, serve our husbands a "happy meal" before work (like you don't)-- anything comes before moving the bowels. 

 

Newsflash:  BMs are the VIPs.  Priority activity that takes precedence over just about anything.  Okay, maybe choking to death is more important.  But, otherwise, ladies.  LADIES.  If you need to shit... my advice is to shit.  fart.  grunt.  splat.  plop.  Do it.  Get it out of you.  As my father says, there's a reason they call it shit. 

 

Right?  Oh, by the way.  I've been holding in a fart this whole time. 

 

Come on!  There's like eight people in the room.  I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The 5% Solution

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I awoke grumpy, having never slept.  The bed was a thin foam padding, less firm than a camper's mat.  Even placing two beds together, the padding dipped in the middle, nestling me like a huge egg in two stacked pancakes. 
 
To add to the bad bed was a dose of party fever.  Several young women and a few young men were loudly discussing anything in a most inebriated tone.  Although it must be about something extremely unvital, like just how many shots did they take or who really paid for the last round or maybe something deeper, like why was that bartender such a complete and utter bastard. 
 
Whatever the hell it was, it was enunciated loudly.  For a while. 
 
This was around 1:30 AM.  This also happened to be the night after the famous cup of coffee, and by 10:30 PM, when I laid down for the night, my bloodstream was still pulsing a bit too vigorously.  Dub dum.  Dub dum.  Dub dum.  Dumb Dumb.  So, the night was going to be a difficult one, even without the drunk gang. 
 
Finally, their ramblings and giggles dispersed into a few lone comments and a sporadic whiny note.  I began to loosen the grip on my mind, and attempt to relax into a cycle of sleep.  Just about at the moment of letting go, a large, sharp RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP bangs on the door.  Jesus H. Christ!  What the hell was THAT??  Before I had time to think about it, another RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP on the next door.  And, the next door down.  The RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP continued down the hall, and then back up again.  This insane angry drunk was playing Fist Xylophone with doors 56-65.  Being in room 60, the cacophany was quite pungeont on both sides. 
 
This is now 3:00 AM.  The alarm is set for 5:00, as we are being picked up to go to Uluru-- after all, we are Adventurers and Explorers.  So, the mind never released its grip and I remained in a pissed-off cocoon position until 4:57, when I said my final, "Fuck This," and got up. 
 
I spoke with the lady at the front desk about the night torture, and she assured me that they would replace my bedding with a new fancy pad.  As to the night howlers and the psychotic musician, that was more the luck of the draw, and a polite sign saying, "Please refrain from noise after 10:30 PM" can only get you so far.  Fair enough.  If it hadn't been for the convergence of caffeine, leaf-like bedding, inebriation-based dialogue, and psychotic rapping, I would certainly have been more understanding to her point. 
 
So, you can imagine my delight when, upon returning from the full and magnificent day at 1:00 AM, after 18 hours of Tic and his merry banter and the after killing three roos, I open the door to my 6 share dorm room to find it fully packed.  The night before there were only three of us-- a nice quiet group.  The two other girls were:  Emily, a medical student from LA, whose parents, parents' parents, etc. were all doctors, and now so was she.  She came from a long line of pediatricians, and she, herself, was going to be a pediatrician.  Sarah, a nice german girl, was also planning to begin medical school after she returned home. 
 
A side note, to explain a general theme, relating to the typical backpacker:  While many people are simply traveling to see the world and meet new people, most of the people I meet are young adults who come to Australia to work and improve their English.  Then, they return to their homeland with the valuable language skill and can acquire a more attractive occupation or advance a current career. 
 
Emily, then, was a rare breed.  Like me, she was American and here for holiday.  There are very few Americans who visit Australia.  Further, someone said that only 5% of Americans posess a passport.   Visitors from Australia are predominantly from Asian countries and Europe.  A visible portion of muslims seem to live in cities, as well (based soley on dress, is my assumption). 
 
Back to my return at 1:00 AM.  I open the door, see all the bunks occupied, utter an instinctual, "fuck," when two girls look up at me.  I notice they are Asian.  Great. 
 
Allow me to explain my racism.  You remember my blog about the "strangulation fantasy," with the young Asian girl's voice, yes?  Then, in Darwin, there was another young girl in my dorm room who enjoyed talking on the phone for great lengths of time, in that singy singy way that makes my blood simmer.  As my son Sam said, after returning home from a fourth grade Anger Management class in Elementary School, "Mom, guess what?  I'm a Stuffer-Exploder!"  (I know how you feel, son....)
 
So, I see these sleep Asian eyes look up at me, and I'm not thrilled.  Plus, every bed is filled, always a bad sign-- lots of traffic, noise, and people roaming in late at night.  Well, actually, I was the one roaming in late that night-- but hey, that's different.  It's me, after all. 
 
Uh huh.  Well, they replaced my bed-- heeehhhhaaaveeeehhn....-- so, the night was quiet, comfy and pleasant.  In the wee hours of the morning, however, I am rudely awakened by giggling.  God Damnit!  Not a-fricken-gain!  I roll over and stare-- face to face-- with one of the culprits-- a pretty young thing with long black hair and those tell-tale features.  Turns out they are ALL Asian-- and they all seem to KNOW each other!  God Damnit!  Un fricken believable. 
 
I reach over to grab my phone, and see that it is 10:00 AM.  Okay, so maybe it's not the wee hours.  But, God Damnit!   Do they have to be talking?  To each other??  In the room???   I make a highly visual attempt at putting the earplugs in my ears, wrap the bandana over my head, covering my eyes, and turn toward the wall.  That'll show them. 
 
After a bit more dressing, re-dressing, talking and giggling, the four girls make their way out of the room. 
 
I see these four girls in town.  They're all together, walking around, talking-- and-- god damnit-- giggling.  Just seeing them pisses me off.  I know they'll be back in MY room, coming in late after a night of wild drinking and keeping me awake all night. 
 
Turns out to be sooner than I thought.  I return to the room after dinner, only to find one of them in a bed-- the top bunk, above me.  She's on the phone-- THE PHONE!-- talking to someone in her NATIVE TONGUE.  The singy singy is permeating the room, worse than fish for dinner.  Worse than my family's farting after Thanksgiving.  Worse than the violent fighting movies-- like Gladiator-- that my dad watches, with the volume spiked so high the neighboring tenant complains and the dog runs out of the house.  This is torture.  I'm sitting on my bed, refusing to leave MY room, and she is above me, singy singy, giggling, talking, and I am ready to attack. 
 
Then, it happens.  The rest of them come in.  All four of them.  All there.  In the room.  Christ.  And, there they are, laughing and talking and giggling and their stuff is laying all over the room, and I am on the bottom middle bunk, in the center of this mind-trap zoo, and I have the barely retainable urge to leap up, throw out my arms, and scream at the top of  my lungs,   
    "Get the FUCK OOUUUUUT!" 
 
But, no, like my son, I too am a stuffer.  In public, that is.  I savor my explosions, privately.  So, I'm stuffing away, and my mind and body are boilng with rage and I am screaming the chant to myself like hell's mantra. 
 
Then, there's a knock at the door.  ANOTHER ASIAN!  This time it's a GUY!  Great-- now they are going to start playing spin the sake bottle or flirt-- raising the level of their high voices even higher.  But, no, he leaves, then comes back, then another Asian girl comes in.  She's from Korea-- and one of the other girls-- who, by now I've found out is from Taiwan-- is interested in learning Korean!  OH, GREAT.  Just what I need.  So, now the Taiwanese girl and the Korean girl are jammering away in Korean and English, and the Taiwanese girl invites the Korean girl to have a seat on her bed (No chairs in these rooms.  Think: Closet Space).  And, now who knows when they'll leave, because they've just sat down for a CHAT.  And, the Taiwanese girl is saying, "How do you say #%$@&  ?  And, How do you say &**%#$  ?   And, I'm mumbling to myself, 'How do you say, Who gives a fuck??  and, Leave this fucking room??'
 
On the other side of the room, the other Taiwanese girls are gabbing away, giggling, answering the door for the young man who keeps coming by, and they're all just having a grand ol time.  It's taken them about ten minutes to complete the communication exchange of names-- they seem quite taken with the Korean girl's name.  And, here I am in the middle of the tiny room, surrounded by people and conversation, going postal in McDonald's.  Just one gun, fully loaded.  It's all I need. 
 
Sarah, the girl from Germany, returns.  She quickly takes in the scene and throws me a glance.  We exchange polite visual gossip.  The empathetic eye sigh shared between two strangers.  She heads back out.  Lucky girl. 
 
This continues in pretty much the same fashion, until the Taiwanese girl describes to the Korean girl that she left her sleeping bag outside to dry, and soon after, it had gone missing.  It was a very good quality, very expensive sleeping bag.  I turn to listen, and they see me looking, so they turn to me.  I say something like, "that's too bad.  I'm sorry to hear that."  She nods her head and looks down.  She says, "yes, it is just gone.  Someone has taken it." 
 
After a few moments, she asks about me.  Where am I from, for how long, what brings me to Australia?  She and the Korean girl are listening to me, staring politely and intently.  I feel the need to return the energy of the conversation back to them.  I ask about them.  They are here to improve their English.  They've been here almost a year, and plan to stay another year, if possible.  They are looking for work, as expenses are high in Australia.  The Korean girl explains that she has a double major-- in Spanish and Communications-- media & broadcasting are her passion. 
 
I reply in a bit of Spanish, and the Taiwanese girl's eyes jump, delighted.  You speak Spanish??  This stirs the interest of the girls on the other side of the room.  Suddenly, I am in the middle of this conversation.  I am telling them about my journey, my goals for this year, Vermont and my two handsome sons (more giggling and smiling ensues).  They tell me about Taiwan-- what a lovely country it is, the progressive economic and cultural stance it takes, its resistence to being controlled by China, and their goals for when they return.  Imagine young people in America wanting to better their lives, so they decide to move-- alone-- to a foreign country, to learn a foreign language and work for several years, only to return to their home and have a better opportunity for a better job, to improve their own homeland. 
 
One of they young girls-- Jessica-- asked about where I was going next on my trip, and I mentioned Perth and Adelaide.  She began showing me all these places to go, recommendations on sites and restaurants that have great food at reasonable prices.  With every word and gesture, I could feel the anger being replaced with embarassment, then gratitude, then a flooding of love.  I can't tell you how many times I can relate to the Grinch Who Stole Christmas, and how many times I visualize in my mind's eye my heart growing too big for the wall.
 
Jessica is squatting next to my bed as she explains on a map about the places to visit.  It looks like an uncomfortable position, so I ask her if she'd like to sit.  She thanks me, and I make room for her on my bed.  Soon after, Sarah returns and now sees one of these girls on my bed-- talking with me.  We exchange a quick smile.  
 
Then, another Taiwanese girl-- the one on the bunkbed above me, leans her head down, and I see her for the first time.  She's this lovely, sweet looking girl, Rebecca.  She climbs down the ladder to join us.  She has this gentle, enthusiastic smile, wide eyed and so curious.  Almost too sweet to contain, kryptonite to my sarcastic and mean ways.  I just wanted to hug her and pinch her cheeks. 
 
Then, another Taiwanese girl-- Tzu-Chin-- who had been chatting with the Korean girl (didn't take the time to know her name), comes over.  There was something about this young woman-- a calm intelligence, very assured.  I was most impressed with her mature and confident sense of things.  Tzu and Yuki (4th girl) come over, and at one point, I'm explaining something, and they are all-- all five-- listening to me so intently and respectfully.  It was as if I had kernals of great knowledge and most important wisdom-- I think I was talking about how it snows in Vermont or something trivial-- but it seemed important to me, and they got that.  I had never been more fully listened to by so many people in my life.  It was like getting a massage from 5 people all at the same time (I know that sounds gross to you, Luc and Sam, but trust me-- it would be quite wow).  Yeh, I've been a teacher for 10 years and there's always been more than 5 in the class.  I'm telling you-- nothing like this. 
 
When I mention to them that I am 45 and my boys are 19 and 16, they all recoil in shock and disbelief.  No!  NO!  NO WAY!  You too young!  No Way!  I felt like Demi Moore.  Shucks, I felt like Anne fricken Hathaway.  Tzu Chin asked with a playful grin, "what do you, you facial every day and night??"  Intent listening and assuming I was under 30-- a backpacker like them.   I....... love........you................wooooooooh...............
 
They gather their address books and have me write down my email, website, etc.  I mention that I have a blog, and maybe I'll write about them?  Giggle!  They offer to give me a picture to post, and we exchange our information. 
 
As the conversation begins to end, we move to our separate beds, and begin our night stuff.  Jessica surfing on the internet, Yuki repacking a messy suitcase, Tzu Chin reading and organizing.  Becca is back up on top of her bed, and every once in a while, they talk to each other in a singy singy way.  But, I'm now realizing that they are using it in a type of self-mimicking way.  They're just goofing around, having some fun with themselves.  I look up at Yuki, and we catch glances.  I say, "you girls sound cute."  She replies, "oh, yes, we make fun.. Like oooooaah kaaaaaaay....  (giggle.)" 
 
It was the cutest thing. 
 
They invite me to visit in Taiwan, and I invite them to visit in Vermont. 
 
Think about it; the 5% Americans who travel are probably-- by generalizing those who travel-- more open-minded, adaptable, and tolerant.  And still, American travelers have the reputation for being loud-mouthed, arogant and annoying people, impatient and intolerant of their surroundings.  How does that describe the 95% back at home? 
 
They're some of the nicest people I've met on this trip, and every time I hear an Asian voice, I miss them. 
 
Good thing I didn't kill em.
 

 

 

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Yuki, Becca, Tzu Chin, Jessica

Uluru

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In a sleepy little town called Alice, two main roads stretch one mile, completing the downtown.  One casino.  One river (dried up).  One soccer field.  One church and one post office. 

I arrived late afternoon and took a stroll into town, as the sun set.  At the end of town is Anzac Hill, which overlooks this small community.  A bit of a climb, but it was a beautiful, cool night.  At the top, you gaze out.  Alice resembles Santa Fe or Salt Lake in its layout, protecting the simple rectangle by mountain ranges. 

As I reached the summit, the sun had just set, and I looked up to see a wonderful charge of color in the sky.  A deep, slow blue like the bottom of a lake, then floating up to a calm, intense red.  The picture here does not do it quite justice, but there is the sense: 

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The air is so clear.  Like Vermont air in the winter morning, after a strong storm.  That wise desert sky, full and open.  The colors are so crisp and soft, it's as if they have sound, they are so clear.  Hard to describe.  But you know?  Then there is pure visibility-- and all you see is what's in front of you.

 

I began to see clearly up there.  My life is changing, and I am changing with it, rather than in spite of it.  I never really knew why I had to come here and it doesn't even matter.  What matters is that something said "come" and I said, "okay."  Let the rest take care of itself. 

 

I remember my brother traveling to Poland, in the land of our ancestors.  A normally caustic young fella, he described being there like coming home.  It felt familiar to him and when he wrote, it was with a genuine sense of peace and gladness.  I like that; I liked reading about my brother feeling at home and following something that felt right, saying yes to that opportunity.  My sister Franny's been doing the same types of things-- moving into activities and choices that feel right and saying yes.  And, Biz-- my lovely niece-- whose bones were born with some travel in them.... seems to be answering the tingle. 

 

It's not all about travel and adventure.  It's just about saying yes to that subtle, nagging voice inside us.  Like a tight-rope walker, our lives are the air around us, and we get stuck-- trapped-- up on the wire, afraid of falling.  But, our lives are the air all around us.  Clear, crisp, positively visible.  We only have to open our eyes and look. 

 

The saying-- "A ship in the harbour is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."  Yes, some people are ships, but some are the lighthouses.  Some are the lighthouse groundskeepers.  Sometimes the bigger judgment is to say, "I am a stay at home mother, who does not work."  Or, "I am drawn to money, so I am forsaking my family."  I guess the point is to know what you need to do, then do it.  Either people will judge you as crazy or you'll judge yourself as coward.  You decide. 

 

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I'm so grateful to have visited Uluru.  I can cry just feeling the gratitude.  It is more splendid-- different-- magical and magnificent than I'd ever imagined.  It's so complex in shape and porportion.  So stark in its contrasts and relationship to the environs. 

 

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Colors so transforming, depending on the light and one's angle.  It tickles ones perceptions and smiles in the belly. 
 
What I love is how different is is than what I thought it would be.  I imagined a smoothe, red rectangular monolith.  What I discovered was a petrified tsunami of bright red orange sandstone jutting out of the world in the middle of nowhere-- the world.   
 
 
Just so cool. 
 
I love proving myself totally and completely full of shit. 
 
 
Kata Tjuta-- The Olgas-- or "Many Heads"-- also spectacular.  A place I might compare to Utah-- Bryce Canyon or Moab.  In the presence of structures that seem alien to the planet.  Kata Tjuta is considered sacred ground, compared to Uluru, which means, "The Meeting Place."  Kata Tjuta is where men hold their rituals and initiations into manhood.    
 

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In the Cultural Centre was a book filled with letters from all over the world, from people who had stolen rock from the area.  In each letter were descriptions of bad and evil tidings that had befallen these people.  Coincidence?  Who cares?  Each one of the hundreds of letters contained the rocks, which had been taken, to be returned to the land.  One letter returned a boulder of over 20 pounds, from France! 
 
There is some rock art at Uluru, but most has been washed off by Whites in the 30s.  Some has been redone by local tribes, and has permission to be photographed: 
 

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In addition to not taking rock from the land, nor taking pictures of sacred sites, the local people request that you please do not climb Uluru. 

 
 
Forty one "mingas" (little ants) have died attempting the climb, including young children.  The last young one included a 12-year old, who, last year, followed his hat that blew off his head, right to the bottom.  Not only is it seriously dangerous and horrifically tragic, it is also disrespectful and damaging to the native peoples, the Ananga. The Ananga will mourn for these strangers-- the unknown dead.  Women will wail for weeks, men will make "sorrow cuts"-- deep and painful slices into their skin-- to mourn the souls who pass on the rock. 
 
 
 
Our tour guide, Tic was quite the character.  Living in Alice Springs over 30 years, he yarns it up, all right.  Tic had some great 500-liners (one liners he said 500 times in 10 hours).  "Happy Snaps," were when he'd stop the bus for photo opportunities.  Tic would curse the tourists, in their charter buses (we were in a charter bus).  He'd say, "damned tourists.  Now, we know you all are not tourists.  You are Adventurers and Explorers." 
 
Well, I tell you what:  for Adventurers and Explorers, they sure did schedule in a lot of food and bathroom breaks.  We spent more time eating, pissing and shitting than adventuring and exploring.  Case in point:  we had a 20 minute bathroom stop, followed by a 30 minute "exploring stop" to Kata Tjuta.  30 minutes!  Come ON!  Gave us enough time to run around and take our Happy Snaps.  I guess the toliets are a sacred site, too. 
 
But, it was still enough time to know that it was an amazing place and I would definitely return.  This time, I'll be an Adventurer and Explorer.  Book a 3-5 day tour and sleep in the Outback.  Or, I'll brave the wrong side of the road and rent a 4 x 4.  Bring the fam, and head on out.  Good on ya. 
 
On the return bus ride back to Alice (450 kms, about 5 hours), it's dark.  Tic warns us that 'roos jump out at the bus lights, and there ain't no way he'll be swerving a Charter Bus filled with 36 Adventurers and Explorers to save the life of a lonely roo.  So, we began a ride of Australian Roo-lette.  We killed 3 roos on the way home.  Plunk.   
 
Had a look at the stars out there in the desert sky.  A ma zing.  The milky way is clear and full and white and thick and bright-- star overload.  It was like an astrological acid trip.  The moon was half full, and again, laying horizontally, instead of vertically.  I love this place. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
As I pass over the MacDonnell ranges, (I'm writing this entry on the airplane, on my way to Perth) gazing down at the red, brown, and tan landscape and land that stretches forever without a spec of civilization-- no roads, hourses, agricultural tracts-- nothing-- I feel a bit like an astronaut having a look at Mars.  The only discernable markings are the dried up riverbeds and green dots, the trees.  So, I'd say there could be life on this planet, if I didn't know better. 
 
And, there is King's Canyon-- the spot made famous from Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert.  When the two men climb to the top, in full drag regalia, peer down at the vast canyons, gorges, and vertical drops, the seemingly endless red landscape... and they say, "let's go home (Sydney)." 
 
I love that I can replace the picture of Uluru that lived in my mind with these new ones.  I love that I know what it looks and feels like, and I love that I've been there. 
 
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This blog is dedicated to Margaret and Rod.  Thank you for your warmth and cheery manner during our excursion to Litchfield National Park.  Give us a ring, when you get to America! 

 

The day at Litchfield National Park was fun-filled and action-packed, among the glorious backdrop of beautiful scenery (I'm reading the brochure). 

 

Well, it was pretty fun, and yeh, there was a good deal of adventure.  Again-- we live in Vermont, so what I describe won't be like amaaaaaaaaaazing in terms of beautiful scenery.  Still, it was quite nice.  I'm delighted to report that I have yet to discover a place that exceeds the standard of beautiful landscape we have in Vermont.  As pretty?  Sure.  But, prettier?  Not yet. 

 

The day to Litchfield National Park began at 7:00 am.  A nice lass named Yvonne (pronounced EE von) drove round Darwin picking us up.  About 12 of us in all.  When we were all nestled in the van, she had us give a round robin of introductions:  who we were, where we were from, and why we're visiting.  As I was the only single in the bunch, and therefore sat in the front seat next to EEEvon, I went first.   


"Hello everyone, I'm Susie Crowther, I'm from Vermont-- well, America, but from a state called Vermont, which is near the border of Canada, about 4 hours from New Yo-- anyway, from America.  I'm here visiting Australia for six weeks, alone.  Yeh, left the husband and two great big teen boys (makes "tall" gestures with hands) back home.  The three bachelors, hee hee, am I right (makes nudging gesture toward others) ?  I don't envy the home, I'll tell you what! 

Anyway, I've wanted to come to Australia for all my life it seems.  At least since I was 10 and found out there was a town named Darwin!  In a "laaahaand" called Australia (makes big, Australia shape with my hands)!   I did almost go in 1983, when the America's Cup raced in Perth.  I applied for a job as chef for the sailors.  I did get an interview, but an Aussie woman beat me in that race.  Looks like the Australians won twice that year, am I right (makes winking gesture toward group)? 

And, well, 35 years later, and still I never went-- dream left unfulfilled!  All my efforts at trying to create a Study Abroad program to Australia through work just couldn't gel, and I had to let that go.  And finally, I decided, well there's never going to be the right or wrong time, is there?  So, I finally pressed the ol "Send" button, and here I am!"

 

(a bit of silence encompasses the van.)

 

"Er, uh.... right then, uh, thank you Susan.  Susie.   Now, who'd like to go next?"

 

"I'm Laura, from Melbourne, having a look at Darwin."

"I'm the husband, Tim."

 

The next five couples answered pretty much the same way.  When everyone else was completed (two minutes later), we began our journey. 

 

People suggest that, if you don't have a lot of time in Darwin, to go to Litchfield.  It's described as a "microcosm" of Kakadu-- which is a huge park.  And, in Litchfield, you can swim year-round, pretty much guaranteed croc-free (give or take).  As we headed (pronounce that-- it's awful) out, our first stop was to visit "Snappy the Croc."  Actually, we stopped at the office to settle our payments for the tour, but they did have a small saltwater crocodile-- Snappy.  Snappy was about one metre in length and had a rubber band wrapped around his teeth, like a lobster claw.  EEvon picked him up and we all had a touch.  Kinda felt like a snake (really?  No kidding?). 

 

After Snappy, we went for a cruise down the Adelaide River.  Now, when I say cruise, think Aussie:  our guide, Adam, brought us two by two down a thin, shaky plank over the muddy river Adelaide.  Then, we boarded the boat:  a 16 foot flat bottom fishing boat with wire fencing surrounding the sides.   

 

As we head out, Adam tells us about crocodiles.  First thing he tells us is that the Adelaide River is infested with them.  As he says this we look about, and notice several logs swimming over to us.  Ohhhkaaaay.....  swimming logs with eyes.  and tails.  uh huuuh...

 

Adam's got a bucket of lamb legs and chunks, which he intends to feed to the crocs.  His method is a bamboo stick and string.  He ties a piece on and dangles it in the water, lowering and raising it, back and forth.  The crocs then jump for it, grab the chow, and give us a show. 

 

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So, we're in this small boat, low in the water.  The boat is actually shorter than most of the crocodiles that are swimming around us.  Adam's stringing up lamb, humming away, happy as hell.  You can tell, this is the part of his job he likes.  When he was a kid, he probably said, "can we see it again??"  to his dad, every time. 

 

Man, that was a show.  And, the great part was that since we were in this dinky boat, we were up close and personal.  Compared to the big, commercial cruiser next to us, with 300 people on board, no closer than 15 metres to the crocs.  I mean, we could have touched em, if we.. you know... were stupid.  But, you get my point. 

 

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Crocs need very little water to drink and very little food to eat, in order to survive.  Only about a bathtub of water per year.  And, they only need to eat once a year.  Some eat every 2-3 years.  Wow!  And, contrary to popular belief, they eat only fresh meat.  When they "store" dead meat to rot, it's actually used as bait for other fish.  When lured in, the crocs have their new meal. 

 

The crocs swim close; they are within 1-2 feet of us.  Adam instructs us to be STILL when they're on our side, as Crocs respond to motion.  No problem there, bud.  And, as crocs respond to motion, the key to surviving a croc encounter is to STAY STILL.  A fella fell off the bridge on the river, and his buddies screamed at him to STAY STILL.  He did-- and floated about 10 km down the river.  He survived. 

 

Some people, alas, are not so lucky.  Not only are they not lucky, they're stupid.  Remember the stupid people who swim in the ocean at Darwin?  Adam showed us tracks in the mud at the bank of the river-- people's shoes and hands crawling up the bank, in mud that is so wet it's ten feet of silt, like quicksand.  If the crocs don't get ya, the mud will.  But, every year, people come to swim and fish in the river.  And every year... a new story to tell. 

 

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I mean, they were everywhere.  Adam would be feeding one, and three more would swim up.  One crock had an albino head and a black body; they called him Michael Jackson.  Another croc had no arms and only one leg.  They called him Hannibal.  Hannibal was a nasty little mother, and would jump over 6 feet out of the water. 

 

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After Adelaide River, we begin our way to Litchfield Park.  One more stop on the way is to see the termite mounds.  Buggar!  Tall towers, some over 20 feet high, built with dirt and termite saliva and feces.    There is another type of termite mound-- a mediterranean mound.  Termites build this facing East and West, to maximize the sun's exposure.  They're scatted for hundreds of miles in this area.  The place resembes an odd alien cemetary ground. 

 

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And, on to Litchfield.  The main attractions in Litchfield are the waterfalls.   We stopped at several spots to swim and hike.  Gorgeous!  Crystal clear water, cool but refreshing (when you live in Vermont, you can swim in any water, yes?).  It was strange-- that's a mild word.  Um.. frightening?  Swimming minutes after 20 foot crocodiles were savagely chomping meat inches away from us in a boat in the water.  But, what the heck, little kids were splashing along, and if a croc wants fresh meat, they'll go for the kids first, you think?  Freehsh. 

 

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The problem is that, in the Wet Season, the land floods, carrying crocs in its rivers, and moving them to all parts of the area.  So, each year is different than the last, in terms of where crocs will be.  A "safe" place last year is in no way an indication of safety the next.  Litchfield does tend to be safer as it is comprised of high plateaus and crocs do not like to climb; it expends too much energy.  But, when the floods are high, it could carry them up there. 

 

The sign said that the water hole was "100 %"  checked through filtering methods, and that it was "safe" to swim.  My mind immediately reminded me of our dog Libby, an English Setter, who turns three this year.  Two years ago, we hopped in the car, with "0%" chance of getting a dog.  We were just going to look.  

 

Anyway, the next place we swam was called Buelly Rockpools, which are ledges with small, clear pools-- about the size of six-man jacuzzis-- that wind down a slope.  There is a place in Vermont by Stickney Brook Road that is similar in design, but this place had much more water, so you could actually swim and sit in these natural jacuzzis.  We used to call that place the "Slippery Sammy Slides," in honor of our son, Sam.  He's 19 now, and likely does not appreciate the 5 year-old reference.  (Hi Sam.)

 

Then, back to Darwin, to the East Point Reserve, for a sunset toast with champagne and prawns.  A note about Aussie prawns:  the meat is much sweeter than our shrimp, with a smoother texture.  Yummy.  Champagne went down pretty smoothely.  Not many drinkers on the tour, so I helped myself, thanks. 

 

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Add a picture perfect sunset to finish off the day.  Very pleasant, indeed. 

 

And, as I'm sitting there, sipping champagne and munching on prawns and gazing out at the ocean at the perfect round sun, I'm chatting with Margaret and Rod-- a delightful, cool, spunky couple whose five children are grown and who are enjoying their life traveling around Australia.  Rod has about 10 visible tatoos on his arms, alone.  They remind me of mom and dad (Marcia and David Fagelson), but with a bit more spit, piss n' vinegar.  We talked about Vermont and the lovely foliage.  And, hey, they don't have set plans for October, and they just might take me up on my offer to visit. 

 

So.  The beer cozy at the souvenier shop reads, "Darwin.  If you never never go, you'll never never know." 

 

Sure enough, eh Michael?  Beat that. 

 

 

 

Welcome to Darwin.  Home to 80,000, at the teeny tiny tip of the Northern Territory.  Darwin is a sub-tropical climate, which I have come to understand means that is has two primary seaons:  Wet and Dry.  (Compared to four seasons in Vermont:  Mud, Sun, Color, and Snow.)  Just before the Wet Season is the "Build-up," which seems to elicit similar endearment and disdain as our Mud Season.  It's the hot, sticky, humid, pressurized steam before the storm-- six months of torrential rain. 

 

Darwin is lovely.  Green, lush, surrounded by water, everywhere.  Small and spread out.  Laid back and relaxed.  It's Brattleboro, with crocodiles and black people. 

 

As most of you are Vermonters, I'll explain Black people and Crocodiles to you, since you've never heard of them.  They actually do exist, and are quite prevelant in some wilder and remote areas of the world.  Black people are mammals that resemble human beings, who have skin that is black instead of white, can grow up to lengths of seven feet, and are quite dangerous to human beings.  Crocodiles are reptiles who have skin that is green instead of white, can grow up to lengths of 20 feet, and are just as dangerous as black people, apparently.  It seems that crocodiles are less common, and can only be found in water, whereas the black people can propogate on land, and thus are more deadly to human beings. 

 

Darwin is the port of entry to many natural attractions-- national parks, lush gorges and waterfalls, and aboriginal lands (attracting the most common species of black people in Australia, and interestingly, their species migrated in exactly the same pattern as you and your relatives, except a wee bit earlier).  Some national parks include Kakadu, Litchfield, and Katherine Gorge.  Therefore, it houses more than enough travel booking sites than necessary.  There seemed to be more tourist booking sites than bars-- impressive!  I didn't see a church in Darwin, although I also didn't see a Post Office, and I imagine people send messages to god, friends and family here, just like everywhere else. 

 

I spent three days in Darwin.  After the shaky 3:00 am arrival, I awoke surprisingly refreshed and eager to explore.  Wooooooaaaah!  Hot!  Vermont, this is not.  Sydney nor Brisbane, this is not.  Imagine the hottest, muggiest August day in Vermont.  Do you have it in mind?  Now, double it.  That's their coldest day in Darwin. 

 

I spent the first day walking all over the city.  Parks near the ocean, winding around to wharfs, an outside theater called Deckchair Cinema, where they play movies every night (sounds like a good idea, Brattleboro!).  You bring a picnic, hang out and catch a flick.  I arrived for the Queen's Birthday, a national holiday (June 8).  And, what was playing, in her honor?  Australia.  siiiigh.  :)  I imagine it would suck just as much in lovely Darwin as in soggy Sydney.  So, instead I spent the night wandering around the shops and mall.  They use the term "mall" to indicate a blocked off road-- like the one in Burlington, where folks can walk around and have greater access to the shops and restaurants (sounds like a good idea, Brattleboro!). 

The next day I planned to sightsee and to explore the surrounding areas.  There is a place called East Point Reserve-- lots of natural landscape, water, gardens, etc.  Another area-- Fanny Bay-- hosts the National Territory Art Museum and the Original Gaol (prison).  So, I made a plan to head there. 

In order to do that, I needed to take the bus.  Now, those of you who are following along on my "ordinary details" portion of this journey have ascertained that I tend to be significantly limited when it comes to planning ahead and understanding simple nuances, such as ordering a cup of coffee, asking directions, or riding a bus.  So, this time, I was going to be prepared, by golly.  I approached the front desk at the hostel and asked for instructions and procedure on which bus to take, in order to arrive at East Point.  I'm to take the number 4.  And, where is the number 4 bus stop?  The nice lady tells me to turn left out the front, go straight on Mitchell Street, cross the street at Daly Street, and then go a way down, on the left.  Okay, this sounds simple enough.  I have about 30 minutes.  Should I check my email or head out?  Well, I know myself better than that, now.  I decide to head to the bus. 

I go out the front door and turn left.  I proceed straight, until I come to Daly Street.  Nice.  I cross the street, turn left, and walk down a ways.  I see no bus stop.  I proceed a bit more.  Nothing.  Sigh.  Here we fcuking go again.  But, I have time today.  I have planned ahead for confusion!  So, I wander around, seeing no bus sign.  I head back toward Daly and Mitchell, and look around.   I ask someone where the bus is.  They think down the road.  Fine, I walk a bit, then ask someone else.  They point to the Bus Stop (A.P.S.)  I see what looks to be a bus sign down the road, on Mitchell Street.  So, I go a way down.  On the left, I see a bus sign. 

After a bit of disambiguation,  I found the bus stop.  I was to proceed down the road and then it's on the left, not left and then proceed down the road.  This communication stuff is a bitch, I tell you.  but, hey-- I asked THREE people and I found my way!  Not bad for a confused Scorpio. 

 

Okay, I am at the bus stop, got my money, know where I'm going, this is good.  I can do this.  The bus arrives, and I board.  I tell the nice lady that I'm going to East Point.  She explains that the bus does not drop off at East Point, but that she can take me close by, a bit past Fanny Bay.  Fair enough. 

 

So, we're diving along, and I'm soaking up all the posh lovely homes, and the blue tranquil coastline, and the drunk impoverished aboriginals dotting the landscape along the parkway, while the privilaged racist tourists walk briskly and nervously past them.  It's all quite lovely, really. 

 

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We arrive at Fanny Bay, then the Gaol.  We continue on.  We arrive at Nightcliff, an outlying suburb.  Curious, I review my city map.  Nightcliff is past the East Park Reserve.  Ah, but she must be making a logical loop, where East Point is accessed more strategically for me. 

 

Nope.  Bus driver just forgot about me ("Goodness, gracious!  I'm dredfully sorry!  I forgot all about you!").  But, you know what?  It was fine.  I ended up an hour away, but I had the opportunity to see the surrounding areas, and I rode around with an aboriginal woman.  When I first came on the bus, there were only a few seats available:  one with a young man, one with an older man, and one with an aboriginal woman.  You think either of the white men blinked an eye or twitched a muscle to make space?  Please.  But, this smelly, toothless, barefoot old aboriginal woman got right up and offered me a seat.  So, she and I road along, through the outlying areas and less affluent neighborhoods (read:  camps and ghettos). 

 

As we drove along the outlying townships, we came to the intersection of Phoenix and Progress streets.  Fantastic metaphor for Australia.  Or, for any colonized/indigenous cultural war zone, for that matter.  Such a place are Aussies today.  The clash of cultures, the Apology, the official recognition of atrocities, the attempt at legal, political, and literal reparations, the beaurocratic failures and embarassments and indignations.  The transforming of colonized land to sacred aboriginal sites.  In a fair and just manner, pleasing all people on all sides. 

 

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The Corner of Phoenix and Progress.  Well, I'm glad I got the hell out of there.  I wouldn't want to hanging around that intersection for too long, mate.  And, I sure as hell don't want to live there. 

 

So, we head back to town, and this time, I jump off near Fanny Bay.  From there, I begin a wonderful walk around the ocean shore and into the East Point Reserve.  Awesome!  Vast ocean on one side, hundreds of green acres on the other.  Plus, in the middle of the reserve is Lake Alexander.  A small spot of manmade heaven. 

 

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Lake Alexander is a manmade saltwater lake-- pond, really.  It's about five acres (like South Pond).  Sandy bottom, no icky things in the water, you can see the bottom, not too deep-- just the way I like my swimming!  A nice, controlled environment.  Yeh, I hate to admit it, but who needs all the excitment of fish and seaweed, dark, deep waters, muddy gooshy groddies at the bottom?  This had all the aaaaah and none of the iiiiiiich.  I loved it.  I couldn't resist it.  Without towel (but smartly wore a bathing suit), I spontaneously leapt in and spent a glorious hour swimming about.  It was one of the nicest and most enjoyable things I've ever done in my whole life.  After getting married a few times and raising children.  Of course. 

 

The beach, on the other hand, contains all the horrors and iiiichs.  Box jellyfish that have 4 tentacles 4 feet long-- 16 feet of potential death; all they need is about 4 feet of total skin contact to kill you.  Plus sharks, crocodiles, and sea snakes.  They're all there.  I'm sticking with Lake Alexander, thank you very much. 

 

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The fantastic part was seeing people swimming out there (in the ocean)!  And, jetskiing!  And windsurfing and boating!  And, walking in the water with their precious children!   I mean, there are like 20 huge signs warning people, the beach is closed off by a fence running along the entire coastline, and these people still go in.  Just amazing.   S.F.G!  (Hi family.)

 

As I walked around East Point Reserve, I saw a lovely restaurant with a silly name-- Pee Wee's On the Beach.  I was thinking what a beautiful spot and wouldn't it be great to eat there.  I bet it'd cost a pretty penny.

 

Turns out that I had the opportunity to find out!  I had dinner with friends of Jane's (Mark's Aunt)-- Lesley and David Mearns, two anthropologists who worked with Jane, when she taught in Australia.  They picked me up and began driving toward their town, Nightcliff.  I see that they turn toward East Point, and comment, "oh, is this the way to Nightcliff?"  Lesley replies that this is where the restaurant is that we'll be dining at-- yes, it is Pee Wees (On the Beach)!!

 

Oh my God-- Pee Wees was the Lake Alexander of restaurants.  What can I say?  It was one of the best meals I've ever had in my life (after Pyrammide and and La Tour d'Argent, dad).  It was exquisite.  The appetizer (called Entree) was a "combo platter" of petite soft shell crabs, salmon roulades, smoked quails, and a fresh chicken salad timbale-- like, a little tower of FRESH moist chicken with tiny tomato and herb on top. 

 

For the entree (called Mains), I had the Red Emperor-- a type of fish similar to the Sea Bass (without the political judgment) in a subtle curry, with julienne of red pepper, red onion, baby corn, and basil.    With jasmine rice and chili cucumbers.  TDF (Hi Ted and Freeb).  And, the portions!  They gave me three-- THREE-- planks of fish.  Like three full American servings.  I couldn't believe it.  I had enough food on my plate for all three of us.  But, David and Lesley had their own feasts of Barramundi-- a local fish-- the trout (Hi Mark and Luc) of Australia, and Kangaroo-- healthy and gamey like venison (Hi Nick).  We had a bowl of veggies with our meals-- broccolini and bok choy-- so, heaps of veggies along with my plate for three. 

 

As I simply could not finish, I asked for a Take Away.  Lesley and David exchanged an odd smirk, which I didn't understand.  I found out.  After I asked the waiter to please wrap it up, he returns with a disclaimer sheet, signing off liability on the food (good idea, litigious America).  I thought it was funny, and I am surprised we don't do that in the US.  If any place would do it... 

 

So, I signed my life away, and they wrapped up the goodies, and I had dinner for tomorrow night.  Scrummy.  But-- still had to have dessert!  I had the Creme Brulee, which was a dark grey-- from all the vanilla bean.  It was served with the thinnest biscotti and a wedge of white chocolate.  Served with FRESH chamomile tea (Hi Samba), sweet and fragrant and even succulent-- if tea can be such a thing.  I swear on my life.  Pure gastronomic heaven.  Food, glorious food. 

 

It's just so great to be treated to such a magnificent meal-- and the Japanese restaurant with Kym in Sydney, too-- in the middle of this hyper-economized vacation.  Most days I subsist on bread and cheese, choosing to spend my money on gifts for loved ones at home (siiiiigh.... it's aaaall riiiiiiight.....).  ha-- how's that for a false sense of guilt?  How could you possibly feel badly for me, when I'm here in Australia for 6 weeks, even with bread and cheese?  heck, eating spam and vegemite-- I'm still in Australia, mate!

 

They have something called Bug, which is a cross between shrimp and lobster, but it was way too expensive to order.  As it was, I could have bought a one way ticket from LA to Sydney for the price of our meal, I'm sure.  Youch.

 

Also, a somber note about Nightcliff:  there is a disease called Nightcliff's disease-- a melidiosis and psuedomonas "gram negative" bacteria, which causes septisemia.  (Hi Mike-- did I get it right?)  It enters the body through lesions on the skin.  And, in the wet season, people going barefoot are likely to contract it.  Backpackers and aboriginals are expecially at risk, as they represent the primary mango picking population.  The mango secretes an acidy juice that causes ulcers and lesions, creating the perfect access for the bacteria.  Left untreated, people die within hours.

I found this out from a Pakistani doctor who sat next to me on the plane from Darwin to Alice Springs.  There were six documented deaths in the area last year, due to Nightcliff's disease.  (He didn't eat his ham sandwich, so I got two!  Free pork?  No problem for a Jew!)

 

Apparently, crocs and blacks aren't the only dangerous critters out here in the bush, bloke.  Cracky. 

 

Okay, I still have Lithchfield National Park, but this blog is already quite long.  I think I'll save that for tomorrow night. 

 

Ta, mates. 

 

Darwin!

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Darwin is coming-- but the lady is closing the computer room, so must wait.  Tomorrow I'm at Uluru, so will catch up on Saturday.

 

Ta!

 

Holy siht, I just took a sip of the cup of coffee I ordered.  It's like a pint of espresso.  There must be 3 shots of liquid black gold in there. 

 

It's just a cup of coffee.  You'd think it would be quite simple, really.

 

I approach the nice man and he says, "G'day.  Can I help you, Miss?  (I seem to be a "Miss" in Australia.)  On cue, the pre-stammering begins, when my brain begins overthinking, a process similar to the spinning of cotton candy in the state fair.  

"Um, yes.  I'd like... um... a cup.  of coffee."

"Uh, yes, Miss.  What kind of coffee?"

In Starbucks America, I've seen "Regular" coffee referred to as "American" coffee.  So, when I asked for American coffee, there was no visible response of recognition--  just a tilting of the head, a widening of the eyes, and a patient blank stare.  Maybe the thought that, since I was an American, it would stand to reason that I might order an American cup of coffee.

"I'm sorry, what would you like, Miss?"

"Um, the uh.... regular kind?  A cup of... um... regular coffee?"

"Right.  Fine, Miss.  What size would you like?"

"Um... (implementing handy Archaeic Pointing System [A.P.S.] {which translates effectively in Darwin Airport, thankfully})-- that one."  I point to the large which is, of course, the New Medium.

"Right.  Thank you, Miss."  He turns to Jrhhrfflrn (Some Name) and delegates, "a large, regular black, please."  Then, to me, asks, "to take away?"

Well, I don't intend to drink it out of the spigot.  But, oh-- yes, I see what you mean.  "uh, oh, yes, right.  To take away."

 

(I've been here three weeks now.  This shouldn't be this difficult.)

 

So begins the grinding of the beans, the whirring of the coffee maker, and the sweet sounds and smells of percolating and dripping.   Jrhhrfflrn (Some Name) presents me with my lovely 6.00 cup of coffee.  It looks remarkably-- suspiciously-- like an espresso... in a 16 oz. cup.  Dear lord.  But, no, I've ordered a regular coffee.  This should be fine.   

 

Jrhhrfflrn (Some Name) articulately and clearly relays some information to me of which I have no idea what he's said. 

"Sorry.  Excuse me?" 

He repeats, using A.P.S., indicating the sugar counter, over there.  I detect the words, "sugar" and "there,"  so I'm pretty sure I'm on the right track. 

"Oh, yes, thank you."

 

As I move to leave, I notice that there is no lid on my coffee (yes, I'm just now noticing, thanks for pointing that out).  I turn to Jrhhrfflrn (Some Name) and ask, "May I have a lid?"   Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) smiles (with just a hint of exasperation and condescention) and patiently replies, for what I now understand is the third time-- that the lids are over there (A.P.S.), near the sugar. 

 

Okay.  I have the coffee, and I'm proceeding to the sugar and lids counter.  It looks strong, so I add three sugars.  I take a sip, and it's like putting a petticoat on a prostitute.  Ain't no sweetening THIS cup of joe.

And, now I notice that there is no cream here at the "finishing station."  So, I return to Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.), and I meekly, eek out, in my least pathetic and apologetic tone, "uh... so, when I ordered a "Black," that meant, like, black, with no milk, right? 

"Yes, Miss."

"May I have some cream in my coffee, then?"

Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) pulls out a canister of whipped cream.  I look down at the whipped cream and in my now even more pathetic and apologetic tone, ask, "uh... do you have just... um... regular cream?"  He is lost; as he is clearly holding out and offering me the cream!  And, I am declining it and requesting it, at the same time. 

And, Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) looks at me as if I were a twinge daft, and I recover. 

"Or, milk is fine."  As I notice that there are two quarts (oops, litres) of dairy product next to me on the counter.  So, using the handy A.P.S., I indicate to the bottle marked, "Milk."  I am hoping that this is "milk."

Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) hands me the "milk," and I pour some into the "large" cup of "regular" coffee to "take away."  It's like putting a petticoat on a prostitute.  A dollop of milk ain't softening the blow on THIS mug of brew. 

Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) sees me struggling, and offers the milk to me, again. 

"So, if I want cream in my coffee, should I have said, I want a White Regular Coffee or a White Coffee?" 

Jrhhrfflrn (S.N.) replies, "No.  Just ask for a cup of coffee with milk, to go." 

 

Jesus H. Christ!  Three weeks I've been here!  And, this country speaks English!

 

From now on, I'm drinking tea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Darwin

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Hello,

I have pages in my journal, but I just don't feel much like writing.  I did want to follow up from the sad email from Sunday.

Like all genuine, validated feelings, this one passed.  Yah.  I'm happily ensconced in Darwin.  Darwin!  It IS the city I've wanted to see all my life!  And, it's quite lovely.  I'm so glad I came. 

But, I am simply out of any motivation to write at the moment, and certainly in no mood to be witty.  So, I'll sign off, and hope you take this as a good sign that-- for once in this trip-- I feel that I am finally here.  And, that I've had such a great time in the last two days being here that I don't have the energy to write about it.  Huzzah! 

Tomorrow to Alice Springs and Uluru-- the Red Centre. 

 

Love, susie

 

Here I am in Darwin!  And what an excursion it was in arriving here!

I'm on the plane, dazed and confused.  A woman leans over and asks me, "Is that diesel?" as I'm gazing out the window.  I have no clue.  What kind of gas do they use on planes?  I stammer a reply that I'm not sure what kind of fuel is used by airplanes, and maybe in Australia they do use Diesel, whereas in the states, I don't think that they do...
 
She patiently waits for me to finish, and then she asks again, politely,  "Is this the D Zone (meaning the seat assigned as "D")?"  Oh!  D Zone! Oh, why, yes!  I mean, I think it is.  Based on the universal design graphic that they use ahead in the baggage storage, where a curvy mark seems to represent a window next to the "D," so that would imply a D situated next to the window.  But, then again, this is Australia, and so it might read completely backwards. 
 
After leaving work at Landmark College and home in the US, landing in Australia has placed me into a full blown temperary learning disability:  accumulating, computing, and processing information is significantly limited and difficult.  Again,at 45, I can see the landing strip of dementia in the foreground.  It's more difficult to hear, perceive, and understand people and contexts around me-- especially my teenage boys (maybe that's not dementia).  Add Australia, and I'm fumbling around all the time.  The phrases I use the most are, "excuse me?" and "sorry."
 
Back on an airplane.  Alone again, naturally. 

 

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Left the group (not my group, sigh-- the group).  about an hour ago.  Dropped me off unceremoniously in Gladstone, while watching Finding Nemo.  Fear the movie was more emotionally stimulating than my departure.  I'm heading from Gladstone to Brisbane, then on to Darwin.  I arrive in Darwin approximately 3:00 in the morning. 
 
Funny how sad I am to leave the group, after we'd only been together one week.  Funny how attached one can become to strangers when they welcome us into their fold. 

 

 


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Back alone and a bit scared again.  Ater being on this deserted island for seven days, sheltered with a friendly group who cared for me-- to be back to civilisation, but the place that is still unknown.  After no roads nor cars nor bikes.  I'm back to not understanding what side of the road is what. 

 

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I'm sad.  My heart is full and sad and I barely know these people.  But they were good kids-- kind and thoughtful, generous-- and a friendly crew, genuine staff and professors-- endearing and welcoming-- and I miss them already.
 
Tonight I'm off to Darwin-- the city I've wanted to see since I was ten years-old, when I heard there was a city named after Charles Darwin.  Three days in this city. 
 
"Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water" plays on the aircraft musak radio.  It's a syrupy cover by a well-groomed voice, an Aussie lass.  She sounds a bit like Ann Murray.  But, it's sweet sad effect is taking hold.  I deparately want to cry, but there is an air hostess displaying safety information right next to me-- so crying is straight right out. 
 
I'll spend a day in Litchfield National Park, with it's fantastic waterfalls and outstanding swimming holes, and hopefully some time with friends of Mark's aunt Jane Goodale (may she rest in peace).  Then.... to Uluru:  the great red rock.  
 
(later in the evening)
 

Hello.

Arrived at Darwin 3:00 am.  Darwin is on a special time zone, 30 mins behind.  Then, into the hostel @ 4:00, settling in on the top bunk of a tropical, humid, six- person dorm room, asleep by 5:00 am.  Rough night, but I'm on the other side.  All things must pass, eh?  
 
Dear golly-- Darwin is humid!  Definitely think Tropics.  I want to write a proper blog for Darwin, so I'll finish up the transition piece-- leaving the group. 

 

I want to dedicate this piece to a female backpacker I saw in the airport.  As a tribute to people traveling alone, I wanted to take a moment to notice her.  So, this blog will be a bit different.  Here's to my fellow single traveler:

 

She has two cups and is mysteriously taking a small spoon and scooping some black stringy material from one cup to the other.  My first thought is, "is that seaweed?' but now surmise that it is loose tea.  I wonder if it is less expensive to buy the bulk tea here (in the airport, they had bulk bins for nuts, seeds, teas, etc.)  and acquire hot water and two cups.  Certainly must be cheaper (while I sipped my 4.00 cup of tea writing in my journal). 

The woman is young, thin, and of medium height.  Her hair is brown with a tinge of blonge highlight on the sides; it is held up sloppily in a tossled hair tie.  She is wearing the old-fashioned great hiking boots-- remember the brown ones with the red straps?  And solid black bottoms.  They are well-worn and faded (by age and use rather than fashion).  She wears jeans with cut ends-- slight boot cut.  She has a colorful belt-- pink and red-- looks Nepalese.  She wears a red fleece with an interesting emblem on the back-- again, looks Tibetan or Buddhist-- some dragon in a circle.  She has two small backpacks:  one black and undistinguished, the other an interesting design combination of camoflauge and red and yellow "square-swirls"-- again, looks Tibetan, although the word, 'Nepalese' keeps popping in mind.  On the bland black backpack hangs a neon yellow nalgene bottle, also well used-- scuffed and scratched. 

She has a bag of food-- looks like oatmeal-- and three bananas.  Her wallet sits next to her bananas-- again, Nepalese, purple canvas, with a woven fabric on the sides.  It closes with a zipper. 

She is reading an article with text only.  In her left hand is a white pen.  She holds it as she reads her article, but does not use the pen. 

She's reading Surfing World (her magazine).  An independent frugal woman surfer heading to the Sunshine Coast of Australia to surf.  Lovely!

I wonder if anyone has paid her any mind... this much attention to her. 

Red jacketed Nepalese woman, I wish you well on your journey. 

 

"So, if you're walking down the street some time. 

And you should spot.  Some hollow ancient eyes. 

Don't you pass them by and stare.  As if you didn't care.

Say hello in there. 

Hello."

                             John Prine (Thank you, Jenny)

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For those of you who are easily offended by sexual innuendos and double entendres... well, carry on!  Nothing offensive here!
 
Wow.  The ocean is teeming with sex, drugs, and gender manipulation.  Humans are generations behind the evolutionary marvels that await you in the sea. 
 
Take, for instance, the Coral One-Night Stand, or Coral Spawning.  Considered the world's largest orgasm of the world's largest organism. 
 
It happens one night per year.  One balmy spring night in October or November.  When the water temperature is 26 C, five nights after the full moon.  This is when there is almost no tidal variation (or Neeps). 
 
When all the conditions align, a universal spawning occurs.  Egg and sperm are released from every single coral.  This massive cocktail floats to the surface.  By sheer enormity in numbers, coral-matching egg and sperm find one another, and they collide.  Hybridization occurs, too, as there is so much of the stuff around.  People say you can smell this phenomenon; it resembles a fishy slime.  
 
In the ocean, gender is malleable.  Many fish change sex.  Some do as they mature.  Take for instance, the Barramundi.  All Barramundi begin life as males.  At around seven years of age, they switch to female.  So, all adults are female (you can say that again). 
 
The Parrot fish uses sex change to promote spawning efficacy.  There are primary males and females and secondary males and females.  If there are not enough males in the school for spawning, the females will convert, in what is known as a behavioral produced hormonal change.  I asked, "Which ones switch?"  The reply was speculation:  as males are larger, perhaps it's the larger females that take on the new role.  
 
Now, the Clown fish have an interesting family dynamic.  They swim in groups of five:  the dominant, aggressive female, the submissive male, and three neuters.  The dominant female will repeatedly harass and subject the submissive male to stressful conditions, thereby allowing the male to secrete a hormone which keeps him masculine.  If the female dies, then the submissive male is no longer harassed, and with a reduction in harassment and stress comes a reduction in male hormone.  So, the male becomes the new female leader, and she chooses one of the neuters to become her new submissive male, and she begins to harass it.  So, the neuter is now flush with stress hormones, transforming it from neuter to male, and now he is is the new submissive male.  The new male-- who is now female-- will continue to harass this new male-- who was, until recently, a neuter.  And, a young Clown fish will now be the new third neuter, and the cycle continues. 
 
For sea turtles, temperature is key.  The temperature of sand affects the gender of their young.  The saying is, "Hot chicks, cool dudes."  So, if the temperature of the sand is warm, the turtles will be female, and if the temperature is cool, they will be male.  What defines warm and cool?  It can vary a bit, so how's that for an exact science?  Female turtles nest from around ages 30-90.
 
The term for measuring and discussing fish is called GSS (pronouced Jiz)-- General Size and Shape.  So, all fish have GSS, and it's everybody's business.  The more GSS a fish has, the more powerful, influential, and intimidating they are considered (you can say that again.).
 
As for me, there hasn't been a lot of sex in the ocean, sorry.  Heron Island is not the most romantic place.  Beautiful beach, sure-- but you can't swim in it, unless you want to be stung by a jelly, scared by a shark, or stabbed by a sting ray.  It's not how I picture Aruba:  clear, shallow, blue water where one can loll away, floating on one's back, secure in the knowledge that man has once again done a suitable job of pillaging and decimating the surroundings, clearing any unsightly, scary or noisy living things within a kilometer's range.  Aaaaahh.... sterilized nature.  Pristine and touched. 
 
And, even if you were to brave enough to take a romantic dip in the water at Heron Island, you'd wear a wet suit, due to the cool temperature and potential mortality threats.  I suppose a wet suit might work as an S & M garment, if you're into that.  I've never done it in a wet suit, and I'm not sure how one might achieve it (perverts, please?).
 
Then there's the myriad of screeching birds-- thousands of em-- "serenading" you throughout the night, prancing on the roof of your cabin.  Imagine "Weekend at Bernie's 2" and "Poltergeist."  Oh, and Hitchcock's "The Birds," of course.  All conspiring together to produce what we'd like to call, "foreplay in hell."    
 
So, where does it leave you for a romantic interlude?  The shower?  Perhaps.  Although the last two showers I took were frightful.  The first one I shared with a huge cockroach (stepped on it, the poor thing).  Now, people who know me know that I am insane about bugs-- in particular, the cicada or cockroach. 
 
It all began in 1972, in Chicago.  We lived there at the time.  I was nine years old.  This was the year of the emergence of the 17- year cicada or locust.  These critters lay dormant for 17 years, right under the ground, in their larvae state.  Then, every 17 years, they emerge.  Like, all of them.  Like billions of them.  All at the same time.  All over the ground, and all over the bushes and trees, and all over the sky.  Imagine being nine, and not too fond of bugs, and no one giving you any warning whatsoever, and imagine-- like literally-- one fine spring day, you begin to walk to school-- la-dee-da-- and there are millions of cicada bugs lying on the ground.  So many of them that they cover the path.  You must walk on them to get to school.  And, you're crunching and squishing your way to school.  Alone.  With millions of cockroachy bugs all over the ground and millions of holes in the ground where they just emerged.  It was surreally horrible.  Too much for a 9-year-old to ever properly cognitively digest.   

So, that lingered.  And now, about 30 years later, I still have the same response as that 9 year-old.  My brain still farts to this day, whenever I see a beetle.  Utter freak out and panic.  
 
Okay, now, I'm in the shower, and I've just stepped on a 2-inch cockroach.  The place to freak out and begin jumping frantically around is definitely not in the shower-- it was probably more dangerous than night diving with the sharks. 
 
The second shower was fine.  Until I dried off and felt a funny wiggly thing (dear god, a wiggly thing in the middle of this isolated island...) and saw to my horror a four-inch grasshopper crawling on my hip.  Sweet Jesus.  Mother of God.  I screamed and leapt and kicked and began my famous "towel frenzy," twisting and batting the towel about--this poor creature.  I managed to trap him under a couch, and there he still sits, suffering, as I've barracaded the bottom exit with several pillow case covers. 
 
so.  No romance at all?  Well, one might try the pier, under the immense starry sky.  But there you're surrounded by boats, signs, ladders, helicopter warnings, and more importantly, other couples who have the same idea. 
 
All this talk of sex ought to remind me of the husband, eh?  Here's a story to give you an idea of just how much he'd love this place and how he might find a spot of romance here.
 
1.  Mark proposed to me on Crane Beach, kneeling in the sand.  Afterwards, basking in our romantic glow ( and buyer's remorse [just kidding, huz]), Mark says, "So, we could go to a fancy restaurant to celebrate.... or.... we could go.... Deep Sea Fishing!"  And, his approval seeker fiance chimes in, "Oh yes!  Deep Sea Fishing!  (I love and support my husband-to-be, and I am open-minded and spontaneaous!)"
 
uh huh.  I'm a JEW-- Jew Exasperated in Wilderness.  But, did that stop me?  Course not.  We go Deep Sea Fishing.  Talk about a romantic night:  five hours of seasickness, flopping back and forth on the evening sea, surrounded by 100 men, 99 of them chain-smoking cigarettes-- and the only other smell is the rotting chum they use as bait.  And, if the smell and motion weren't nauseating enough, the sight of 100 fishermen stabbing chum onto spears sustained visual nausea. 
 
2.  Fast forward to our honeymoon, on an island off the coast of Puerto Rico-- Culebra.  Snorkeling on the reef.  I'm okay near the shore and swimming about for an hour.  But Mark?  The man who wants to be a Marine Biologist?  The man who has a trout tatoo on his shoulder?  The man who was fishing before he was walking?  The man who has aquariums that cost more than his vehicles?  The man who-- okay, you get it. 
 
Now, Mark is out there, snorkeling around, heading out deeper and farther off the coast.  And, I'm calling (shrieking) out to him, trying to get his attention.  And, he's just gone.  He's a dog who's just picked up the scent of a deer.  
 
If there could be romance here with anyone, if'd be with my dear Mark.  Alas. 
 
So, for this leg of the trip, I'll save the naughty deed to the open-minded, gender bending party plants and animals in the ocean. 
 
Dmmm.  Ssssst.  Oooh, yeeh.
 
Back up a few days to Sunday & Monday... May 31 and June 1. 
 
May 31:  Tin Can Bay
We start out early in the morning to visit the Dolphins.  Every morning around 7:30, a few dolphins swim to the shore of Tin Can Bay.  A slew of tourists are there to greet them, with fastidious EPA volunteers facilitating the greeting.  The two dolphins today were Mystique and his son, Harmony.  They swim around for a bit, then they stay still in the water, side by side, and stare at us.  It was odd and adorable.  
 
Mystique and Harmony are giving the signal that it's okay for us to feed them.  So, dutifully, all the tourists line up to pay their money to purchase their little fish in a little bucket to feed the dolphins.  We then all line up to feed the dolphins.  People come to the shore, five at a time, with their offerings.
 
In the inhale, the woman who is giving a dolphin tutorial explains that dolphins are NOT people or pets, yet in the exhale, she explains that the dolphins have "names," and that they come in every morning to be fed by humans, and that, when they fall ill or injured, they come to shore to be cared for, and when she refers to them, she uses posessive pronouns-- our dolphins, my dolphins. 
 
So, what the fcuk?  (I saw this on a T-shirt, and thought, 'bully!  A great way to type it without all the silly asterisks.')  I complained to Glen (me complaining-- there's a fcuking surprise) about the manipulation of these wild creatures, and that it was a kind of reverse form of classical conditioning-- each morning the humans are conditioned to line up at 7:30 to feed the dolphins.  Glen agreed and said, "yeh, but don't feel too badly for the dolphins-- who do you think is doing the manipulating hee-ah?"  I thought, 'Yes, he's right.  Just who is zoomin who?'   The dolphins have us well-trained.
 
After the dolphins, we head to Underwater World.  I assume they have similar types in the states-- aquatic zoos/museums with touch tanks, seal shows, creepy snakes and venemous creatures, and aquariums that surround you, as you walk through a tunnel. 
 
 
 
 
 
They offer seal and shark dives:  you get into the tanks and play around with them (with scuba gear).  Glen encouraged the students to dive in.  So, the students get into these enormous tanks with sharks swimming all around them, bumping into them, and the sting rays are floating aroung tickling their legs with their stingers.  Uh huh.  I watched and took pictures.  I got better ways to spend 200.00, and it involves substantial amounts of really good wine.   
 
Next day:  Rainbow Beach
I heard about Rainbow Beach before we arrived.  Glen and Doug (the other professor for the program) described in delight how we get there:  you walk along a path, hit a patch of sand, then suddenly reach a cliff.  You then go straight down.  You literally slide straight down-- a vertical drop. 
 
They couldn't wait to bring the students.  But, they weren't about to share this information with them.  oh no.  They were going for a bit of fun with our sweet kids. 
 
We arrive and begin our walk to the beach.  A light, easy stroll through a park on a placid sidewalk.  It's all good.  Then, we arrive at the "patch of sand."  You have to understand that this is Australia:  the land of the understated exaggeration.  The "patch of sand" is a huge dune about the size of ten football fields. 
 
As we stroll through the patch, Glen stops in front of a wall of sand.  He says, "Who'd like to run up this 'ere hill and tumble on down, eh?"  On cue, the students cry, "YAAAAY!" and scramble up the hill.  Glen included.  He's the first one up, as a matter of fact.  Doug and I stayed below.  Our mammas did not raise any dummies. 
 
So they all begin rolling down the hill, rolling and tumbling and somersaulting and just generally tying themselves up in knots and having a grand ol time.  Afterwards, they're brushing themselves off, giggling, dizzy and quite pleased and proud of the accomplishment.  Meanwhile, Glen, Doug and I know what's coming up, and we're not saying a word.  Actually, I know what's coming up in description only.  But, Glen's the kind of guy who-- if he were a doctor and told you you'd feel, "a bit of pressure," would begin to ram a rugby player's leg up your bum (think:  apple tree stump).
 
So, I don't know what the hell is coming up.  I know it involves sand, vertical direction, gravity, and velocity.  And, fear, obviously.  But, I keep walking along, like a jew toward a train car (ouch, really, Susan?), assuming it'll all be over soon and I'll get out of this just fine.  With my money, teeth, and valuable posessions intact (again, really, Susan?). 
 
We begin to see the ocean, and it's lovely, and we're excited to romp on the beach.  And, people are like, "Oh, great, the beach!  Awesome!  This is so cool!"  And everyone's joyous and happy and upbeat and confident, cuz they've just somersaulted down a great sand wall.  Clever Glen has scaffolded that lesson plan. 
 
Then, we begin to get to the perceptual point where the ocean is visible, and the sand is visible, but the connection between sand and ocean is less discernable.  It doesn't seem to be.... connected.  Finally one of the students is beginning to get it.  She says, "Um, wait a minute.  How do we get to the beach??"  And Glen is just grinning away-- cheeky bastard-- and I'm grinning, but not really, cuz, you know.  I have no clue.  So, Glen says, "I dunno.  How do we get to the beach?"  He does that. 
 
So, the students are now walking more briskly toward the um.. edge of the cliff.  They're all saying-- singing in a type of round-- "whaaat?  no waaaay.  are you kidding me??"  We arrive at the edge, and look down.  Straight down.  This is closer to free falling than "sliding."  I'm reminded of Bear Grylls in "Man vs. Wild," and suddenly, I give him loads more credit.  We are about to hurl ourselves onto this vertical sand wall, sliding straight down, onto the beach. 
 
And, we do!  We just somehow do it.  And, somehow there are vertical cliffs off the vertical cliffs (again, it's Australia), and we just book off of them, and about 15 minutes later we splat onto the beach.  It really was quite fun and I would do it again.  Woo hoo!
 
The beach was glorious-- huge and expansive with high waves.  This is surfer country.  Strolling back to town, savoring the knowledge that, once again, in not so technical or pedagogical terms, " we did it." 
 
I admire this man's teaching style.  He's confident, knowledgeable, and adventurous, but in a relaxed way.  For myself, my calling is not the sea.  This snorkeling is just way too much information with too little control of my environment-- it really messes with my perceptual sets and mental illusions.  And later, after I'm out of the water, I still feel like I'm in the water.  And, when I close my eyes, I'm still snorkeling.  I can see all the coral and fish and the stream of gentle panic emerges, like tinnitus, only from my visual cortex (hi Marc). 
 
 
Fast forward:  Today, June 5
On the other hand, tonight the group is going for a night snorkel, which would likely be the opposite.  Way too little information.  If I'm going to be near sharks and barracudas and manta rays the size of Hummers and lethal jelly fish the size of jelly beans, I want to see my surroundings.  There is adventure and there is just wacko.  To me.  But, hey, I'm living my life-- not yours-- so you plunge into the dark depths with a glow stick and party with the hungry predators.  Rave on. 
 
So Glen, while I admire your teaching style, I'm less inclined to include this variety of Stupid Human Tricks in my curriculum.  Maybe the clue that you sound and act remarkably like Steve Urwin should alert us to something.  May he rest in peace.
 
;) 
 
Rugby is the Platypus of Sport. 
 
You know the platypus:  that unique Australian animal who creatively utilizes many attributes from several species:  webbed feet, lays eggs, glossy skin, bill of duck, tail of beaver, neck like giraffe, leaps like gazelle, purrs like kitten, strong like bull, complicated like human.
 
So it is with rugby.  Rugby combines the crushing tackle of football, the running endurance of soccer, the fast-paced non-stop action of basketball, and the physical discombobulation of wrestling.  It also seems to combine the latency of homosexuality, as these men could not seem to keep their hands off one another. 
 
Man, do you have to be fit to play rugby!  Strength, endurance, agility, flexibility, and speed!  The quintfecta of fitness.  And the violent perpetual bashing!  Makes our football players look like little flower maidens at a wedding, gently tossing rose petals upon the turf.  How these rugby lads do not all end up immediately quadraplegic is beyond me.  And, it just doesn't STOP!  Unless you make a goal-- or a Try-- so, you try and try and try to make a Try, until you make a Try.  Then, the game stops for about 15 seconds, and they're back at it.  Televised commercial breaks are about 30 seconds long.  Then, right back in the game.  Imagine watching a sports show on television for..... the sports show.  Not the bloody commercials.  Buggar. 
 
Last's night game was the State of Origin match, with the Queensland Maroons vs. the New South Wales Cockroaches.  It began as a fun way to allow headhunted players the opportunity to play for their state of origin (versus their state of prostituted sell-out) for one game during the season.  Old school, mate.  
 
Well, it took off like a T-shirt declaring, "The Man... The Legend."  Now, over 20 years later, it's like an All-star game but with the added thrill of playing for their home.   I guess you might consider it up there with the Super Bowl in popularity.  Anyway, Queensland won, of course, because everybody bloody well knows that's where they grow em-- the really good players.  Queensland players make the NSW players look like little flower maidens at a wedding, gently tossing rose petals upon the turf.  Ironically, based upon my other flippant observation (the latter, regarding latency), they do originate from Queensland.  So, there you have it.  Good on ya.
 
This place-- Heron Island-- is like the platypus of tropical marine life.  Today we snorkeled off the coast, around Pam's Point.  In an hour's time, we saw Black Tipped and Lemon sharks, Manta Rays the size of a Volkswagon Bug (crushed down, certainly), giant turtles about the size of a snowmobile (half crushed), barracuda, dolphins, thousands of fish and coral.  Yowsa.  Oh, and after lunch we're wandering around the beach and someone sees whales off the shore, so we all run down after them and watch three whales splashing their tales about.  They jumped in the air, breeching, and did a bit of Pec and Tail slapping-- yeh, that was pretty neato. 
 
so, yeh, the snorkeling's pretty good.  One thing they also do have ahem is thousands of jellyfish, and although the nasty toxic ones aren't ripe just now, the little ones make up for it.  Got stung a few times and it left me a bit wonky.  One girl insisted on not wearing her wet suit, and she was stung several times-- ironically, only on her wrist-- the same place as if she had worn full gear.  She showed us her bejeweled stings wrapped around her wrist-- The Bracelet of Pain.  We thought that might make a delicious name for a punk CD.
 
Speaking of pain, you don't want to eat a certain type of crab here in Australia-- Subphylum Crustacea or Xanthidae.  They have several toxins, including a Paralytic Shellfish Poison (PSP) and Saxiltoxin (STX).  Trouble is, it resembles a common blue crab that one might boil up or toss in a seafood stew.  If you did, you'd brew a stew of death.  Many have, including innocent campers.  Buyer beware.
 
Finally, new advice for venemous snakebites:  the better technique is to apply pressurized bandages over the wound and surrounding appendage, versus restricting the body part with tourniquets or cutting the area of bite and sucking out the venom ("Doctor says you're gonna die.").  You don't want to cut off blood flow, increasing necrosis and possibly losing the limb.  Instead, you want to localize the venom where the bite occurs, thus applying pressure to the area, but allowing blood flow to the limb and tissue.  I'd take the Australian's word on this; if anyone would want the most effective remedy against venemous snakebites, it would be the Aussies. 
 
All this talk of pain and death has got me itching to plunge into the ocean.  I think I'll be heading out again as the tide's coming in.  gotta grab it while I got it. 
 
peace out, homies.  Be safe.   

More lovely comments from wonderful people.  Thanks for sharing your words on the blog.  Eer's to you, dear readers. 

 

I pet (the verb) a shark today, but will write about that later.  Tonight is the State of Origin Rugby match, so lots of fun there.  Even Marine Biologists need a beer and a good game of rugby now and then.  Good on ya!

 

Ali Lichtenstein:
Susan, love,
I am remembering a time long ago, when we were undergrads together...  I had long dreamed of an India trip and--solo--finally left for Logan feeling bereft, leaving my sobbing first grader and three other not-so-happy-Mom's-leaving children under 12. Part of my disorientation was my "stuff," but much of it was also given to me by a society that asked, "But who will care for the children?  How selfish!  No good mother would..."   The same folks, of course, who never once asked those questions or tisked their tongues at my partner, the children's father, when he traveled--nearly every week to the far reaches of the globe. You are well-loved because you are so loving--here and there and everywhere (in a boat, with a goat?) new friends and old, family and 'rents and all. Everyday day of my trip I ached for my children even as I felt their pull diminish as I moved deeper into my travels. And YES!  Solo travel offers opportunities not found in groups or even couples.  But at the end of the day, you are where you are and that ain't Bratt just now, so of course you're discombubolated--something would be wrong if you weren't at this stage of the adventure.  Joseph Campbell explains the "hero's journey" as beginning with a call to the quest followed by an obstacle or refusal to answer the call.  So many folks get stuck in the refusal, the what if, the bloody discomfort of it all. Especially women who are also mothers of a certain age and generation.  Keep going, zebra warrior. It's only going to get better and better, and you are, of course, "the hero of your own life." (Mary McCarthy?)  And MORE photos, please, girlfriend! Love you.
--
Ali Lichtenstein, Ph.D.
 

 

(Brother) Marc Fagelson:
Hey:
                     I enjoyed reading your last couple blogs, and had a couple thoughts to share.
                     First...therapeutic animal vibe.  Isn't it amazing how emotionally informed we can become from sharing space with animals, even when we do not know the animals nor even know their species?  We can learn a lot from this, how our place in the world is still easily under the influence of things that we do not understand.  We know that our pets can make us feel good, and the fact that petting zoos exist tells us that the effect is more general, but that a first encounter w/ a completely foreign species could evoke the same feelings, that's very cool.  So, I guess I would say that you are more a citizen of the world for the experience, in a number of deep and important ways.  Also, given that you couldn't stand the sound of the woman's voice from the other night, point number two:  you clearly should not be with humans....
                     Speaking of which:  you experienced, and described beautifully, what is now called misophonia, the extreme discomfort provoked by a sound that is not of a potentially damaging nature, but one that you really find aversive.  So there's something about this woman's voice.. the quality, your mood at the time, both, who knows.  What's interesting, is that if you'd heard the same voice on an actress in a great movie, would the response be the same?  What if you'd heard it in a restaurant, among other voice that sounded just like it, as the most amazing dinner was laid before you?  or if the worst, overpriced dinner was laid before you, would it have sounded even worse?  See, sound evokes incredibly personal and emotional responses, but also subjective and fleeting...what bugs us one minute might thrill us the next.  This is why music is so personal, too.
                     Anyway, your description was excellent.  We're all so happy for you and for the fulfillment you are experiencing during this trip.  I hope the contacts and friends you make are forever, and that your family can mooch off your good name for generations to come.  Peace and love, sis.  mf
 

 

Wendy Elliott:
hello sweet one
reading about your travels moves me. yes, it is not easy and it is easy to feel like an old fart admist all of these young adventurers. i LOVE what your cousin jenny wrote, smart
woman ( no surprise, she is family! ) and we are old farts, its true, we are in the middle of our lives, looking forward ....looking backward, here is a prayer that i like to remember;
let us take care of the children for they have a long way to go
let us take care of the elders for they have come a long way
let us take care of those in the middle, for they are doing the work.
You, my dear friend are in the MIDDLE and YOU are doing the work.
Ultimately this journey is less about Australia and more about you
and your relationship to yourself and being a human being on the planet.
It allows you to touch the tender parts of your heart that feel lonely and alone
and it allows you to touch the wild adventuresome part of your spirit that sets
you out exploring new lands, new people, and new ways of imagining life here on earth.
It will change you, but you won't really know what that means until you come home
so now its like what jenny said, its about acknowledging all that you've let go of and loving your self in the process. the loss is HUGE and in some ways this adventure is exactly what you need to make this transition, ( leaving landmark is kind of like leaving an old lover).......
and remember your beauty, your kindness, your wholeness and generousity. bring forth the wisdom of your years, FEEL and EMBODY your age...its a good thing, being 45! you can play, be free and not worry whether you belong or not.
sending you oodles an oodles of love
wendala 

 

(Father) Dr. David Fagelson
well I guess it's time for me to throw my comments in...you write great.....you will find on the trip a pile of ups and downs...the highs will be fantastic and the lows equally so....every place there is an adventure and everyone is going to leave a memory....as i told you when you left, you will never be the same...keep writing and we will all keep reading...

love your writing...loved the vomit to paradise....when we were there i got sea sick while in the water snorkelling....that is an experience...it was off the pontoons off of Cairns....we were in the water and I looked down and saw a shark below....pointed it out to the guide who told me it was a nurse shark and they only feed at night...i then asked if it had its watch on to know that it was day time...
played golf monday with dave, sam and luc.....had a great time....they are all good guys....nuts but good people...all here send love
D.O.D.   (dear old dad)

 

 

(Sister)  Franny Aquino:

That was hysterical Susie!  I can totally relate to the vomit boat
ride!  Ever tried puking in your purse?  Now that's fun!!  Especially
when it comes to removing the vomit from between the credit cards.

And.. who knew barnacles were so "Manly, Yes"!!?  Hmmm...I think I'll
take up scuba diving again...I kind of miss it all of a sudden... How
'bout you Marcie? "This schlong's for you" Mate!!

We love you and miss you!!  Keep on going girl!!  Yeeehaw!!


XXXX OOOO
Fran

Hey froolini, family, friends:

Thanks for your reply and encouraging words. I love that you are enjoying my stories.  I enjoy the comments that people share about their own adventures.  It does remind us of how connected we all are, eh?  We're all in the same boat, so to speak
.
 

If you have not yet read From Vomit to Paradise, please do so.  This is the second part.  Thank you, kindly.

 

All done?  Okay.  Let's continue.

 

So, yeh, so the sharks.  So, after Glen says that we are definitely goin to snorkeeh theeh tomorra, a few students keep talking about how cool it is.  So, Glen says, "Would you like to go snorkeling now?" and 18 students cry, "YAAAAAY!"

(and one visiting professor murmurs silently, 'well, maybe we could just continue witnessing this majesty from the shore' (although why I would mumble that pretentious-- cutesy blog crap?  We all know I didn't say that.  I just murmured silently, 'F*CK NO!')

and we all head back to put on our wet suits to go into the water to join the Hammerhead shark devoring his evening meal.  And, maybe the Lemon shark.  And, their pals.  This is, after all, Shark Beach.

So, this is the kind of place we're at.  There are no predators on Heron Island.  Except, for... you know... the deadly ones in the water.  But, on the island, you're good.  Except, for... you know... the deadly ones in the classroom.  

Tomorrow we snorkel and this week I think I'll learn to dive.  Yikes!  Happy girl.  (Mark, you still with me?   You're a Pisces, so you're altruistic and selfless and supportive, remember?)  Heron boasts one of the finest places to dive in the GBF, boasting a lack of silt and runoff from the shores, due to hostile erosion from stupid people tricks.  It can get windy tho, when the sand will mix with the water, making it a milky hue.  We're hoping it'll stay calm.  I'd hate to be snorkeling with sharks in opaque water.  You know?  (Marcie's Diving School!)

Non-family members:  Nevermind the in-jokes.  No worries, mates.

I haven't even mentioned the past two days, where we went to Rainbow Beach and Underwater World.  But, I image you all might be tiring a bit, after reading all this.  And, you know, you have, like, work, and teenagers, and dinner, and dishes, and soccer practice (Hi Marc) and like, you know, stuff that you actually have to do, instead of spending an hour a day reading my blog.

So, until tomorrow, love and hugs.  As Mike Ingersoll mentioned before, suggesting I take a day here to see AU as if I've lived here all my life and it was just another day, I would accept that challenge and offer this:  take a day (or even a moment) to see your life as if you've never been there before. 

love susie

p.s.  Barnacles are the most "well endowed" of all the animals, given their "penis to body size" ratio.  They need a well-hung schlong to "grasp" around the shell to which they've clung, feeling around for potential mates.  The longer the schlong, the greater the chance of successful mate clingage.  Size, apparently in this case, does matter.    

 

G'day.  I missed you!  Did you miss me? 

There was good news and bad news.  The bad news was no access to internet.  The good news was that for the past two days I've stayed in SINGLE ROOMS in real, live motels!  And, these rooms had a nice size, kitchenettes, tea & biscuits, and PRIIIVACY.   Ahh.  I tell you, I do enjoy the social exploration and vigorous multi-cultural stimulation of the Youth Hostel.  But, there are simply things one can do alone that one does not prefer to do with a room full of lasses and lads.  One knows what I'm talking about.  Let's just say that some bodily functions function better when one is alone.  Or, at least if one is around family.  Or... at least if one is around MY family.  Enough of that.  I refuse to spend the entire blog talking about bodily functions.

Except for the vomit.  To get to Heron Island-- aka Paradise-- one needs to take a 2.25 hour boat ride in open waters 70 kms.  Wow.  I thought I could handle a boat ride, and this was a large, wide sea ferry-- seemed to be quite stable.  But, just after turning the corner and heading out, the large waves set in.... and the bumps.  and the bumps.  and the... oh god, just typing it is making me queasy again.  And, silly me, I ate an entire Mince Pie about 15 minutes before boarding.  Newsflash:  Sea Travel and Mince Pie do not a Match Make.  I sat there disintegrating, turning the color of the ocean, arms shaking, dutifully taking my herbal tummy tincture.  So, when the Mince Pie repeated, it had a pleasant Chamomile and Fennel flavor.  Dear sweet jesus.  I've never thrown up so much in a public place without alcohol in my entire life.  And, while I'm retching, my approval-seeker is concerned about the mess.  I begin double-bagging the puke, so that the bag won't break and stain the seat or that the woman who takes the bags won't have to hold the hot juicy Mince Pie in her hand.  Here then, I'm trying to double bag, and of course the result of movement to reach for a second bag is to produce a second round of vomitus.   uuuurraaauuhhhhllnnhhhaah..

Finally.  After 2.25 hours and 70 kms, we arrive.  To Paradise.  Crystal clear blue green waters, shallow and ripply, bleached white sand, royal blue sky, warm winds.... aarrrrrrrr...  Heron Island is not a Daytripper island.  It is not a tourist destination.  It is not large, nor is it populated.  There are only two locations:  one Public Resort and the Research Station (where I am staying, with the school group).  The Research Station has the "good side" of the island, for the scientists. 

I don't think I properly informed people (not even my family) about what I'm doing while Down Under.  One reason I'm here is to fulfill a lifelong dream, yes.  since I was 10 and heard there was a town called "Darwin" in Australia, I've wanted to visit.  Through the years, this personal dream has extended into professional goals.  Therefore, another reason is to research and develop future study abroad and travel programs.  Australearn-- the place to which I keep referring-- is a company that offers and coordinates programs for college students to Australia, NZ, and Fiji.  They also have Asialearn and Eurolearn-- they are expanding, even in this economic market-- and I believe that one of the reasons they are so successful is that they offer impeccable customer service.  It is top rate.  So, my goal is to run program(s)  with Australearn and with other great companies with whom I've had the pleasure to investigate this year (see carpediemeducation.org and womanawake.org). 

Why not just run a program through Landmark College?  Ahh, there's the rub.

I had planned to run a program to Australia & NZ for Landmark College, where I've worked for 8 years.  After 6 years of trying to offer one, the opportunity did not gel.  So, I decided to segregate my personal and professional goals of Australia from my role at Landmark.  And, to up the ante, I resigned from my position and left the college.  Future endeavors also include writing (and hopefully publishing), and offering a range of Health and Wellness workshops, retreats, etc.  I guess the word "consultant" might be appropriate, but I'm still making it up as I go along-- trying to hear the next steps in the zany plan.  You can see the beginning of this (rough draft website) at susiecrowther.com

I told Australearn that I was not only a) unable to run a program at Landmark, but b) leaving Landmark.  And, what did they do?  Why, they said to come down anyway! They'd help design site visits to currently running programs, and they would create my itinerary.  Which they DID!  Down to booking accommodations and travel arrangements.  And being here to support me the entire way. AND meeting me for dinner at the most amazing Japanese restaurant (with the awesome Egg Fu Yung pancake thingy [but there was the loud, whiny American woman, prattling on and on about some loud, whiny Thai woman...  ironic... it was the oddest thing...])

So, that's how I ended up here with this college group at Heron Island-- visitng the Research Station at one of the remotest and extraordinary locations I will likely ever visit in my life.  It is a chance of a lifetime, and I owe it all to Australearn. 

People.  Students, professors.  Teachers.  If you have any inkling whatsoever to travel abroad, I recommend Austalearn (astralearn.org) to the highest and fullest extent.  Check em out.

But, enough about all that.  Let's return to vomit and flatulence, shall we? 

So, we arrive on, settle in to, and go for a walk around the island.  Heron is SMALL-- about 1 km long, .5 km wide.  The Research Station has access to its side and the resort has their side.  No Crossies Oversies.  Serious!  (humans.  sigh.)  We walked about, seeing the flora, while professor Glen lectured as we went-- he's an awesome guide, very nice and knowledgeable.  And, then we get to the beach.

Attention:  This section is dedicated to my husband, Mark.  Mark, whose dream was to be a Marine Biologist.  To attend school at the University of Virgin Islands.  And, instead, went to UVM.  (Note to future parents:  sometimes your 18 year-olds actually are making sense.  Listen to them, occasionally.) 

Mark, I truly wish I could astrally exchange locations with you-- for the week.  You would be in heaven here.  But, in your honor, I shall thoroughly notice and enjoy my experience. 

So, we arrive at the beach.  Again-- white sand, blue green waters, stunning views.  But, there are places like this all over the world, eh?  Heron's not about the most beautiful, biggest beaches.  It's not about the warmest water or the shrieking Monkeys and stunning Mackaws. 

But.

Well, it's like this:  as Glen is showing us a few floral species and seeds on the beach, someone shouts-- SHARK!  We all look toward the water, and sure enough:  there is a shark right off the shore, not ten feet.  A Lemon shark.  He's just bopping along, and we all run toward the shore and of course scare him away.  But, as we reach the end of the beach, we notice something else in the water... many large black circles on the floor of the sand.... can you guess?  (Marine biologists?  Mark?)  They are sting rays, coming in for an evening meal.  But, funny thing, turns out (hi Eleanor!) the sharks are coming in for their evening meal of sting ray.  (Note:  we were at Shark Beach, unbeknownst to me at the time.)  So, while we're watching the sting rays, someone yet again shouts, "SHARK!" and we all look over and see two fins--  bit bigger this time.  It's a Hammerhead!  And, this guy is less concerned about our ruckus on the beach and more interested in the sting rays.  Suddenly, he's flopping around on em, and his tail's crashing in the shallow waters, and this friggin SHARK is friggin EATING these freaking STING RAYS!  OH. MY. GOD!  It was so amazing. 

So, we're all gaga at the shark and rays, and Glen (professor) says, "oh, yeeh, we're definitely gonna have to snorkel heeer tomorrow."  See, he's that kind of professor.  He says that, although technically a Hammerhead could eat a human, they are way more interested in sting ray.  And, since thankfully none of us look or behave too much like a sting ray, we're all right in the water with em.  So, Glen leans into the situations that have more apparent danger than real danger. 

Still with me, Fran?  Love you! 

There's more to write, but it's time for dinner.  I'll try to finish this blog tonight or soon.

Love to all.

 

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